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Why I Was Completely Wrong About Rasseln Für Babys As A New Dad

It was Tuesday at roughly 4:12 PM, and my living room looked like a warehouse explosion at a brightly colored plastics factory. I was sitting on the rug holding a neon green plastic hippo. I shook it. It emitted a...

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The truth about Holzspielzeug 2 Jährige and surviving toddlerhood

Listen. It was Tuesday at three in the morning when my foot found the plastic farm animal. I was shuffling toward the kitchen to get water, sleep-deprived and freezing in the middle of a Chicago winter, and my heel came...

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Pants Windeln: The Unexpected Glitch in the Diaper Transition

Yesterday morning, my mother-in-law told me I need to put my 11-month-old in pull-ups immediately because he's standing up in his crib. An hour later, a guy at my local Portland roastery holding a pour-over confidently explained that disposable training...

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Holzspielzeug ab 1 Jahr: Why it is mostly expensive teething rings

Listen, it was 11 PM on the night of my son's first birthday. The living room smelled like smashed vanilla frosting and desperation. I was sitting on the rug, surrounded by a mountain of brightly colored cardboard and plastic, doing...

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Exhausted mom holding a coffee while her baby chews on a silicone toy

That Terrifying Sound: When Babies Start Grinding Their Teeth

2:14 AM. A Tuesday. I was wearing a pair of my husband's college sweatpants that hadn't seen the inside of a washing machine since the Obama administration, clutching a lukewarm mug of yesterday's French press coffee—don't judge me, caffeine is...

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A confused dad holding one tiny blue baby sock while his 11-month-old son crawls away barefoot.

My 11-month-old's baby boy socks are a hardware flaw I finally fixed

I'm currently staring at a pile of exactly fourteen orphan pieces of miniature footwear on my living room rug. My son is eleven months old, which means we've dropped roughly 1.2 items from our inventory every single week since we...

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Tired mom staring at baby monitor while infant sleeps on stomach in crib

Help! Baby Rolls Onto Stomach While Sleeping But Can't Roll Back

"Let them figure it out," my mother-in-law told me while aggressively stirring her Earl Grey tea in my kitchen, acting like infant survival was just character building. "Just roll him back immediately or he'll suffocate," the excessively perky mom in...

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Wooden motorisches spielzeug blocks scattered on a playmat

The truth about motorisches spielzeug and your baby's brain

I was sitting on the living room rug with a butter knife. I was trying to pry the battery compartment open on a plastic singing avocado. The screw was stripped. The avocado was looping a song about the alphabet in...

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A chewed up wooden sorting block next to a half full coffee mug

My chaotic journey to the perfect Holz Steckspiel toy

It was 3:14 in the morning. I was wearing a pair of yoga pants that had a mysterious, crusty yogurt stain on the left thigh and an oversized t-shirt that belonged to my husband, Dave. I was carrying my then-11-month-old...

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