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A group of millennial women laughing around a coffee table at a modern baby shower.

Ditching the Cringe: Baby Shower Activities People Actually Like

I was standing in my sister-in-law's cramped kitchen, holding a flimsy plastic spoon, trying to scrape melted, lukewarm Snickers out of a newborn diaper while seven women I barely knew stared at me in absolute silence. The chocolate had congealed...

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Stressed mom holding a smartphone while her baby plays with wooden blocks on the rug.

The Truth About Finding A Free Baby Dragon Emote Code Online

I was standing at the kitchen island yesterday, elbow-deep in shipping labels for my Etsy shop and trying to scrape dried oatmeal off a highchair tray, when my oldest shoved my iPad directly into my face. He is four and...

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A worried dad holding his infant checking for muscle tone and head control.

Is It Floppy Baby Syndrome? Why Your Infant Feels Like A Ragdoll

My smartwatch buzzed with an abnormal heart rate alert right as my son's shoulders completely collapsed through my hands. It was week fourteen, roughly 2:15 AM, and I was just trying to execute a standard crib transfer. I had him...

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A frustrated dad looking at a tablet while his baby plays with a wooden toy

Debugging the Roblox Baby Nessie Meltdown

Whatever you do, don't try to explain the mathematics of random number generation to an eight-year-old who's actively weeping onto your couch cushions. I learned this the hard way last Saturday. My nephew Leo was visiting for the weekend, huddled...

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A letter to my past self about having a first IVF baby

I'm currently staring at a giant red plastic sharps container sitting entirely too close to my half-empty, ice-cold mug of coffee on the bathroom counter. It’s six months ago, and my best friend Rachel is sobbing on the phone because...

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A tired father holding a crying baby in a dimly lit room

Why My Newborn Looked Like the Eraserhead Baby (And How We Survived)

It was 3:17 in the morning, a steady London drizzle was blurring the streetlights outside our flat, and I was staring into the hallway mirror holding what appeared to be a hostile alien organism. My hair, unwashed for four days,...

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London dad holding two crying toddlers fighting over a silicone teether toy.

Surviving The Absolute Carnage Of The Modern Envy Baby Phase

At precisely 2:14 PM last Tuesday, Florence made the fatal mistake of looking at a blue plastic cup. She didn't touch the cup. She didn't even point her sticky, jam-covered finger at the cup. She merely glanced at it with...

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A tired dad scrolling his phone in the dark while a baby sleeps in a crib

What an elon musk baby mama taught me about dad anxiety

It was 3:14 AM on a Tuesday, and my 11-month-old son was doing this weird, rhythmic dolphin-screech breathing in my arms. Every time I tried to transfer him to the crib, his internal gyroscope detected the change in altitude and...

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Baby Leo wearing an organic cotton bodysuit while rubbing his cheek

The Truth About Baby Skin Flare-Ups (And Why I Stopped Panicking)

I was sitting on the edge of the bathtub in Dave’s grey Georgetown hoodie—the one that already had three distinct spit-up stains on the left shoulder—watching my four-month-old son try to rub his own face off. Seriously. Little Leo was...

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