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Exhausted dad holding twin babies surrounded by baby gear and empty coffee cups

The Absurdity of Sitcom Fathers and the Sticky Reality of Baby D Drops

There I was at 3:14 in the morning, wedged into the corner of the sofa with a rapidly cooling bottle of formula tucked under my chin, desperately trying to keep Twin A from kicking her sister in the head. The...

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A tired mom holding a silicone teether and a baby bottle in a messy kitchen

The Baby Bottle Pop Hack That Actually Works (And What Fails)

Dear Sarah from six months ago, You're currently sitting on the cold kitchen tiles at 2:14 AM wearing that grey Def Leppard t-shirtβ€”the one with the hole in the left armpit that smells vaguely like old French roast and pure...

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Dad holding baby looking at a pediatric clinic brochure about winter viruses

Letter to Past Marcus: The Patch Notes on RSV Vaccine Babies

I'm sitting here in the dark watching the Govee hygrometer on the nursery dresser tick from 48% to 49% humidity, listening to the rhythmic, slightly squeaky breathing of our eleven-month-old. The Portland rain is currently hammering against the window with...

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A tired mother checking her sleeping baby's skin tone in dim nursery lighting.

The yellow baby panic and other postpartum surprises

Three in the morning. The cheap humidifier is humming in the corner, throwing a weird blue light across the bassinet. I'm staring at my newborn son's face, trying to figure out if the bulb is casting strange shadows or if...

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