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A tiny spotted baby deer fawn hiding in tall green woodland grass

What is a Baby Deer Called? (A Dad's Woodland Survival Guide)

Richmond Park is a very specific kind of purgatory at six-fourteen in the morning in late spring. The grass is entirely composed of freezing mud, the air is thick with that distinctly British drizzle that doesn't actually look like rain...

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Why I Googled "Baby Boi Carti" And Panicked About My Kids' Ears

It was Tuesday, 4:12 PM, and I was standing in the kitchen wearing my "bad day" sweatpantsβ€”the ones with the mystery yogurt stain on the left knee that I absolutely refuse to wash out because it feels like a monument...

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A mother inspecting a plastic toy baby for safety and cleanliness

What pediatric nurses actually think about feeding baby dolls

I'm standing over my kitchen sink at two in the morning with a pair of surgical tweezers, a flashlight held between my teeth, and a deep sense of regret. My toddler's favorite interactive infantβ€”the one that supposedly eats synthetic powdered...

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A stressed mom standing next to a plastic hamster cage holding a baby in a messy living room

Surprise, You Now Have a Dozen Hamsters (Surviving the Litter)

"Momma, Princess Fluffbutt split into tiny pink jellybeans!" That was how my four-year-old announced we were suddenly harboring fugitives on a Tuesday morning while I was elbow-deep in packing tape for my Etsy shop and trying to keep the baby...

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A frustrated mom holding a baby while looking at her older child's loose tooth.

The Messy Truth About Kids Losing Their Teeth (What Not To Do)

My oldest son, Beau, was standing in the bathroom hallway clutching a dirty sneaker lace, and I swear my soul left my body for a solid three seconds. I was elbow-deep in packing tape, desperately trying to box up orders...

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