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A tired London dad checking his slightly yellow newborn baby in the dim light

What is Jaundice in Babies? Surviving the Tiny Satsuma Phase

It was day three with the twins, and I was standing by our bedroom window in the bleak gray wash of a London November afternoon, holding Florence up to the light like a counterfeit twenty-pound note. She was asleep, completely...

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Mom holding a mug of cold coffee and looking confused at an old bottle of baby powder on a messy changing table.

What Is Baby Powder Used For Now? The Truth For Modern Parents

I was wearing this horrific floral maternity dressβ€”the one with the giant sunflowers that basically made me look like a walking, heavily-breathing sofa from 1993β€”sitting on my sister’s beige rug opening gifts at my shower for Maya seven years ago....

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Mom checking a sleeping baby's temperature with a digital forehead thermometer.

Why Teething Doesn't Cause High Temps (And Other 2 AM Truths)

I was sitting on my living room floor at two in the morning surrounded by half-packed Etsy orders when my oldest, Wyatt, started doing that high-pitched, dolphin-screech cry that shoots straight to your spinal cord. I picked him up and...

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A toddler playing with wooden toys on a soft organic blanket

The Ugly Truth: What Is An Anchor Baby And Why The Myth Hurts

My auntie Sheila told me last Thanksgiving that getting a green card is as easy as dropping a newborn on American soil. Two days later, a charge nurse in the pediatric ICU complained that half our beds were taken up...

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Small baby fox sitting in a green garden looking curious

Exactly What Is A Baby Fox Called? (And Other Garden Debates)

Don't confidently tell your two-year-old twins that the small, twitchy orange creature currently investigating a discarded nappy by your garden bins is a 'puppy.' I made this exact catastrophic error last Tuesday at 6:15 am, desperate for five more minutes...

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A tiny spotted baby deer fawn hiding in tall green woodland grass

What is a Baby Deer Called? (A Dad's Woodland Survival Guide)

Richmond Park is a very specific kind of purgatory at six-fourteen in the morning in late spring. The grass is entirely composed of freezing mud, the air is thick with that distinctly British drizzle that doesn't actually look like rain...

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A tired mom holding a baby staring at her glowing phone in a dark nursery

What Is A Baby Booter? Decoding My Late Night Parenting Typos

I'm currently sitting on my living room rug matching tiny socks in the dark, trying desperately to keep my eyes open. Out here in the rural Texas hill country, 2 AM is incredibly quietβ€”just the hum of the AC, a...

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A tired dad staring at a Baby Brezza machine in a dark kitchen.

The Baby Brezza Formula Reality Check for Sleep-Deprived Dads

I'm standing in the kitchen at 3:17 AM in a pair of grey jogging bottoms that have seen much better days, desperately trying to count to six. Just the number six. But when you've twin two-year-old girlsβ€”who were, at the...

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Baby Brezza sterilizer on a kitchen counter next to silicone baby bottles

Debugging the Baby Brezza Bottle Sterilizer: An Honest Dad Review

At 3:14 AM on a rainy Tuesday, I was standing over a pot of violently boiling water with a pair of silicone salad tongs, trying to fish out a breast pump flange without melting my fingerprints off. My wife was...

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