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Confused dad looking at a laptop searching for a baby shower near me

The First-Time Dad's Guide to Searching Baby Shower Near Me

I had exactly thirty-two tabs open in Chrome, my laptop's cooling fan was sounding like a Boeing 737 at takeoff, and my wife Sarah was giving me a look that translated roughly to a severe compilation error. I had literally...

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Exhausted dad staring at a massive wicker peacock chair in a narrow hallway

Why navigating baby shower chair rentals nearly broke my spirit

It was pouring with rain, naturally, because this is London, and I was wedged firmly between our Victorian front doorframe and a fifty-seven-inch-tall wicker peacock chair. My wife, Sarah, who was approximately eight hundred months pregnant with the twins at...

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Pregnant woman looking at her phone while sitting next to a pile of gifts.

Real Talk About Baby Shower Captions and Social Media Etiquette

My mom told me to put my phone in a kitchen drawer and not post a single photo of my first pregnancy celebration because "the internet is full of weirdos." My Gen-Z cousin immediately grabbed my phone out of my...

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A glass jar filled with pastel sweets sitting on an oak dining table.

How I Debugged The Spectacular Chaos Of Our Baby Shower Candy

I was staring at a five-pound bag of bright blue gummy pacifiers on our dining table when I realized my wife and I had completely lost our minds. We were exactly three weeks out from the party, and I was...

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Stressed mom holding an iced coffee and a blank children's book

What To Write In A Baby Shower Book (A Letter To My Stressed Self)

Dear Sarah from six months ago, I know exactly where you're right now. You're standing in Aisle 4 of the Target on Route 9, wearing those black Lululemon leggings with the crusty strawberry yogurt stain on the left knee that...

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A confused dad looking at a complicated baby quilt pattern on his laptop

Troubleshooting Baby Quilts: Safety, Sleep, and Free Patterns

Three days after we brought our son home from the hospital, my wife’s great-aunt mailed us a massive, handmade patchwork blanket that weighed roughly the same as a cinderblock, accompanied by a card instructing us to "wrap him up tight...

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A soft knitted cashmere blanket draped over the arm of a wooden rocking chair.

Why I Finally Unboxed the Fancy Cashmere Baby Blanket

It was 2:14 AM during that massive Texas freeze a few years back, and I could literally see my breath in my oldest son Caleb’s nursery. The power had been out for six hours. I was standing over his bassinet...

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A sleeping baby comfortably using a pacifier in a safe crib environment

Can Your Baby Sleep With a Pacifier? The Unfiltered Truth

Before my oldest was even three days old, three different women stood in my kitchen and gave me completely contradictory advice about putting a piece of silicone in my kid's mouth. My grandma, bless her heart, told me to dip...

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A tired mom holding a baby with a silicone pacifier

Can Your Baby Safely Sleep With a Pacifier? Let's Talk About It

It was 3:14 AM on a Tuesday, and I was staring at the grainy green screen of my video monitor like I was watching a bomb about to detonate. My oldest son, Wyatt, was three weeks old. He was fast...

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