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Debugging the Swaddle: When and How Long to Wrap Your Baby

My mom told me to wrap her tight enough to bounce a quarter off her stomach. The lactation consultant we saw on day three said her hands absolutely needed to be up by her face so she could self-soothe. Then...

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Surviving the newborn clothing trap and the truth about baby shirts

The meconium was somehow behind his left ear. I was twenty-four hours postpartum, sitting in a dimly lit Chicago hospital room, trying to remove a rigid, non-stretch cotton collar from my son's wobbly, grapefruit-sized head without getting the black tar-like...

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The Great Tulle Disaster: A Dad's Guide to Baby Kleider MΓ€dchen

I was sitting in the back of a rented Subaru in a gravel parking lot in Bend, Oregon, frantically trying to debug a zipper that was hopelessly jammed in three layers of synthetic tulle. The temperature outside was pushing ninety...

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Pants Windeln: The Unexpected Glitch in the Diaper Transition

Yesterday morning, my mother-in-law told me I need to put my 11-month-old in pull-ups immediately because he's standing up in his crib. An hour later, a guy at my local Portland roastery holding a pour-over confidently explained that disposable training...

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The Brutal Truth About Finding the Right Baby Winter Overall

I was standing in the gravel driveway of my mom’s house on a freezing November morning, sweating through my own flannel shirt, while my oldest childβ€”who was maybe eight months old at the timeβ€”screamed like I was dipping him in...

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Baby Rompers Changed My Life: Why I Threw Away All My Infant Pants

Seven years ago, it's 3:14 AM. I'm sitting cross-legged on the floor of my daughter Maya’s nursery in a stained, oversized Nirvana t-shirt, weeping silently while trying to pull a pair of miniature, stiff denim jeans over a bulging, blowout-level...

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Baby Strampler Bedrucken: The Brutal Truth About Custom Onesies

I was standing in the blistering heat of a Target parking lot in mid-July, holding my screaming four-month-old oldest son, frantically trying to peel a stiff, sweat-soaked custom onesie off his bright red, angry chest. My mother-in-law had gifted us...

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The 3 AM Diaper Change and the Newborn Jumpsuit Reality

It was 3:14 AM on a Tuesday, and I was crying in a nursing bra that smelled intensely like sour milk and desperation. Leo was exactly four days old. My husband, Dave, was hovering unhelpfully in the nursery doorway holding...

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What I Got Wrong About Baby Girl Gifts: Real Talk From A Mom

Right now, I'm sitting on my living room floor staring down a neon pink tutu that someone just mailed to my youngest daughter, and I'm honestly trying to figure out if it's physically possible for cheap tulle to scratch a...

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