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A frustrated dad looking at a complicated winter stroller footmuff setup.

Debugging Cold Walks: Fußsack für Kinderwagen Winter Guide

It was forty-two degrees in Portland, the wind was doing that miserable sideways misting thing, and I was sweating profusely while trying to compress what looked like a tiny, furious Michelin Man into a stroller seat designed for a normal...

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The Truth About Baby Rompers And The Blowout That Broke Me

It was a Tuesday in April, raining that stupid sideways rain we get in the spring, and I was hiding in the single-stall bathroom of a Starbucks with my four-month-old daughter Maya. I was wearing a silk blouse. I don’t...

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A tired dad holding two babies in organic cotton onesies

The Brutal, Messy Truth About Surviving Baby Onesies

It was 3:14 AM on a Tuesday, roughly six weeks into the twin experiment, and I was holding a small, violently crying creature at arm's length. The issue wasn't the crying (I'd grown accustomed to the acoustic assault), but rather...

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A stressed dad holding a folded organic cotton baby duvet in a dimly lit nursery.

Finding a Bettdecke für Allergiker When Your Baby Hacks All Night

The timestamp on the baby monitor was exactly 3:14 AM, and the little volume graph was flashing a hostile, aggressive orange. Our eleven-month-old wasn't crying, which almost made it worse. He was just lying there, producing this dry, rhythmic hacking...

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Toddler chewing on a wooden activity block on the living room rug

Holzspielzeug ab 1 Jahr: Why it is mostly expensive teething rings

Listen, it was 11 PM on the night of my son's first birthday. The living room smelled like smashed vanilla frosting and desperation. I was sitting on the rug, surrounded by a mountain of brightly colored cardboard and plastic, doing...

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Exhausted mom holding a coffee while her baby chews on a silicone toy

That Terrifying Sound: When Babies Start Grinding Their Teeth

2:14 AM. A Tuesday. I was wearing a pair of my husband's college sweatpants that hadn't seen the inside of a washing machine since the Obama administration, clutching a lukewarm mug of yesterday's French press coffee—don't judge me, caffeine is...

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A loud baby goat chewing an organic cotton baby blanket while a toddler watches.

Looking for Baby Goats for Sale in Cobleskill? Read This

I'm currently hiding in the downstairs loo while my two-year-old twin daughters attempt to dismantle a perfectly good Amazon box in the hallway, and I'm furiously scrolling through listings for baby goats for sale in cobleskill on my phone. You...

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A cotton rope diaper caddy filled with organic baby clothes and coffee

Building A Baby Girl Gift Basket That Parents Will Actually Use

It was 3 PM on a Tuesday, and I was sitting on the floor of our apartment wearing Dave’s oversized college sweatpants, crying into a lukewarm mug of decaf. I was 38 weeks pregnant with Maya, and our living room...

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A dad looking confused at his phone while a baby sits in the grass near a tiny bird.

What to Do When Your Toddler Finds a Baby Finch in the Grass

It's 2:14 PM on a Tuesday and I'm staring at what looks like a hairy jellybean on my concrete patio. My 11-month-old daughter is currently operating in her standard 'Roomba mode,' rapidly crawling toward the jellybean with her mouth wide...

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