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The Truth About That Baby Lip Tie Diagnosis You Just Googled

It was exactly 3:14 AM on a Tuesday, I was wearing a grey nursing bra that smelled aggressively like sour milk and sheer desperation, and I was holding my phone about two inches from my three-week-old daughter’s face trying to...

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Why a Baby Kicking Simulator Script Changed Our Playtime

I was up to my elbows in pureed butternut squash, desperately trying to convince two screaming two-year-olds that lunch was a necessary human function, when I glanced over at my nine-year-old nephew. He was visiting for the weekend, slouched on...

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When the Pink Bubble Pops: Surviving the Baby Glinda Obsession

It was 7:14 AM on a Tuesday, and I was standing in the kitchen wearing my husband's stained college sweatpants, desperately trying to scrape dried oatmeal off the counter with my thumbnail, when Maya marched in. My seven-year-old had a...

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The 4D Strip Mall Ultrasound Panic We Absolutely Did Not Need

The room smelled aggressively like vanilla plug-in air fresheners and shared a drywall boundary with a discount mattress store. I was sitting in a faux-leather theater recliner in the Portland suburbs, sweating through my t-shirt, while a woman who introduced...

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Surviving the Five-Metre Fabric Trap of the Baby Wrap Sling

It was a drizzly Tuesday in the Lewisham Sainsbury's car park when I finally accepted defeat. I was standing next to the open boot of our Skoda, holding what appeared to be an endless, terrifyingly long ribbon of jersey cotton....

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Real Talk About Baby Shower Captions and Social Media Etiquette

My mom told me to put my phone in a kitchen drawer and not post a single photo of my first pregnancy celebration because "the internet is full of weirdos." My Gen-Z cousin immediately grabbed my phone out of my...

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What To Write In A Baby Shower Book (A Letter To My Stressed Self)

Dear Sarah from six months ago, I know exactly where you're right now. You're standing in Aisle 4 of the Target on Route 9, wearing those black Lululemon leggings with the crusty strawberry yogurt stain on the left knee that...

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Can Your Baby Safely Sleep With a Pacifier? Let's Talk About It

It was 3:14 AM on a Tuesday, and I was staring at the grainy green screen of my video monitor like I was watching a bomb about to detonate. My oldest son, Wyatt, was three weeks old. He was fast...

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The Honest Truth About Letting Your Baby Sleep With a Pacifier

It's three in the morning and I'm staring at the grainy green glow of the baby monitor. The pacifier is currently dangling from my son's bottom lip by a fraction of a millimeter. I hold my breath. It drops. It...

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