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A glowing smartphone displaying a sleep tracking app next to a wooden crib

Raising an AI baby: The 3 AM reality of smart nursery tech

I'm sitting on the edge of the nursery glider at 3:14 AM, toggling between an oxygen saturation graph and an algorithmic sleep predictor while my actual, physical child is currently gnawing on his crib rail. My phone screen is glowing...

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The kriss_baby_ Webcam Hack: Unplugging Our Nursery Wi-Fi Camera

I was standing in Leo’s nursery at 2:14 AM wearing a pair of Dave's stretched-out boxer briefs and a nursing tank that smelled strongly of sour milk and utter desperation, holding a chunk of painted drywall in my left hand....

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A VAVA baby monitor camera mounted on a nursery wall next to a crib

What I Wish I Knew About the VAVA Baby Monitor

Listen. I know you're sitting on the edge of the glider right now, staring at a frozen smartphone app while your six-month-old cries in the other room. It's 3 AM in Chicago. The radiator is hissing. Your Wi-Fi router just...

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A tired mom holding a coffee cup next to a Eufy baby monitor on a messy nightstand

Dear Past Me: Just Buy The Eufy Baby Monitor And Go To Sleep

Dear Sarah from exactly six months ago, I know exactly where you're right now. It's 2:14 AM on a Tuesday. You're sitting on the cold hexagon tiles of the upstairs bathroom because it's the only place in the house where...

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A simple baby video monitor sitting on a rustic wooden dresser next to a stack of folded organic cotton clothes.

Why Buying the Most Expensive Baby Camera Was a Huge Mistake

It was 3:14 AM on a Tuesday when the siren went off. I’m not talking about a gentle chime or a soft vibration on my nightstand. I’m talking about a full-blown, submarine-going-down, red-alert wail coming from my phone that practically...

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A simple non-wifi baby monitor on a wooden nursery dresser next to a half-empty coffee mug

The Wi-Fi Paranoia and Why We Chose a Simple Monitor

I was seven months pregnant with Maya, standing in the middle of Target aisle 14 in my black maternity leggings that were completely pilling at the thighs, clutching a lukewarm iced coffee like it was a life preserver. My phone...

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A blurry infrared night vision view of a baby sleeping peacefully in a crib

Why Dumb Tech Is Actually Better for Your Baby's Sleep

It was 2:14 AM and my phone was glowing an angry, pulsating red. The oxygen alarm was going off. I basically vaulted over my sleeping wife, kicked a laundry basket into the hallway wall, and burst into the nursery expecting...

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A baby sleeping safely in a crib without any monitor cords nearby

The Truth About Buying a Baby Monitor Camera (Before & After)

It was 3:14 AM on a Tuesday, and I was wearing a nursing bra that smelled like sour milk and, I don't know, absolute despair. I was sitting on the edge of the bed staring into the void when the...

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A tired mom looking at her phone next to a glowing green Owlet base station

The Truth About the Owlet Baby Monitor for Anxious Parents

It was 2:18 AM on a random Tuesday in November, and I was sitting on the very edge of our mattress in a milk-stained maternity bra and my husband's gray sweatpants, just openly staring at a softly glowing green ring...

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