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A dad looking confused at a thermometer while his baby sleeps under a wool blanket

Why I Googled Decke Merinowolle at 3 AM to Stop Baby Sweats

It was 2:43 AM on a Tuesday in late November. Rain was furiously hammering the window of our Portland duplex, and I was standing over my 11-month-old son’s crib holding a digital infrared meat thermometer. He was screaming, obviously, but...

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A frustrated dad looking at a complicated winter stroller footmuff setup.

Debugging Cold Walks: Fußsack für Kinderwagen Winter Guide

It was forty-two degrees in Portland, the wind was doing that miserable sideways misting thing, and I was sweating profusely while trying to compress what looked like a tiny, furious Michelin Man into a stroller seat designed for a normal...

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Why I Stopped Laughing at Baby Cashmere (And Nineteen Tiny Goats)

It's 3:14 in the morning, and I'm standing over the bathroom sink with a bottle of pH-neutral baby shampoo, gently massaging a piece of knitwear the size of a side plate while Florence screams from the nursery as if she's...

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A confused dad looking at a giant spreadsheet of newborn clothing sizes and TOG ratings

Building Your First Baby Layette: A Tech Dad's Hardware Guide

At 37 weeks into my wife's pregnancy, I proudly stood in our nursery looking at my haul. I had acquired exactly fourteen pairs of newborn sneakers, three miniature denim jackets, a tiny tuxedo, and zero functional sleepwear. I approached our...

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A half-finished knitted baby cardigan next to a massive cup of spilled coffee.

The Truth About Baby Knitting Patterns (And What Actually Works)

Maya was exactly eighteen days old and I was sitting on our beige living room rug in sweatpants that hadn't been washed since the Obama administration, crying over a tiny sleeve. It was somewhere around 2 PM, though time is...

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Why I Finally Unboxed the Fancy Cashmere Baby Blanket

It was 2:14 AM during that massive Texas freeze a few years back, and I could literally see my breath in my oldest son Caleb’s nursery. The power had been out for six hours. I was standing over his bassinet...

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Mom holding baby wearing a smooth milanese knit suit and blanket

Why A Little Milanese Knit Suit Is Actually Worth the Money

I was standing in the Buc-ee’s bathroom off I-45, sweating clean through my denim jacket, trying to peel a chunky, mustard-yellow cable-knit sweater off my screaming firstborn. It was Thanksgiving weekend, the temperature had dipped to a brisk 55 degrees...

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A baby wearing a soft wool fleece overall sitting comfortably in a stroller during winter

Why the Puffy Baby Snowsuit is a Hardware Flaw

I'm currently staring at a photograph of my son from roughly two months ago. He looks like a deeply unhappy neon blue marshmallow. We were trying to leave our Portland apartment for a walk in forty-degree drizzle, and my wife...

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A confused baby boy wearing an oversized knit beanie in a stroller

The weird truth about keeping your infant son warm this winter

I was thirty-eight weeks pregnant, standing in a freezing Chicago parking lot, violently arguing with my mother on speakerphone about wool. She was convinced my unborn beta would instantly freeze to death the moment we left the maternity ward unless...

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