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Upset infant sitting on a rug wearing a stiff holiday blazer

Surviving the Holidays: The Truth About Baby Boy Christmas Outfits

I'm sitting on the floor of my sister-in-law's guest room in Naperville, sweating entirely through a silk blouse. It's December 24th, two years ago. I'm holding a rigid, red velvet baby blazer that costs more than my own winter coat,...

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An exhausted mom holding a crying baby in red and green matching holiday pajamas.

My Absolute Worst Night With Matching Baby Christmas Pajamas

The zipper was officially jammed in the microfleece reindeer antlers. It was roughly two in the morning on December twenty-third, and my six-month-old, Maya, was screaming with the raw intensity of a level-one trauma arrival. Her face was the color...

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A bewildered dad holding a tiny organic cotton baby beanie in a nursery.

Debugging The Baby Beanie: My Thermal Miscalculations As A Dad

It was 3:14 AM on a Tuesday, roughly two weeks after we brought our son home, and I was staring at the Nanit monitor on my nightstand like it was a mission-critical server dashboard. The camera feed showed my kid...

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A half-finished yellow knitted baby cardigan on an organic cotton blanket

Why I Tackled a Newborn Cardigan Knitting Pattern for Twins

The bamboo needle slipped from my sweating thumb at precisely 3:14 a.m., sending a cascade of buttery yellow yarn unspooling across the duvet while my wife snored peacefully beside me, seven months pregnant with twins. I was supposed to be...

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Dad holding baby wearing a soft neutral cashmere sweater

Surviving the Infant Cashmere Sweater: A Dad's Troubleshooting Guide

The garment had been sitting in its tissue paper like a museum artifact for three months. My wife's aunt had sent it from Geneva, and I had immediately designated it as high-risk inventory. It was a terrifyingly soft, aggressively expensive...

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Mother dressing baby girl in an organic long sleeve bodysuit on a changing table

Surviving Chicago Winters With a Long Sleeve Baby Girl Bodysuit

I'm standing by the changing table in our drafty apartment. It's mid-November, the wind is howling off Lake Michigan, and my six-day-old daughter is screaming. She looks like a furious, wrinkled potato. My mother had lovingly shipped a box of...

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The brutal truth about buying an infant knit romper for your kid

My mother called from San Jose on a Tuesday to warn me that wool would give my baby a rash that would scar him for life. The very next morning, my sister-in-law swore that unless I put him in thick...

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Why My First Baby Cardigan Knitting Pattern Was A Total Disaster

We were somewhere between Waco and Austin on I-35 when the screaming reached a pitch I didn't even know a human vocal cord could produce. I made my husband pull the truck over into a Buc-ee's parking lot, scrambled into...

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A slightly tangled ball of organic baby yarn next to a wooden teething ring

The great fluffy lie (and why I started googling babywolle kaufen)

The parcel arrived on a wet Tuesday, smelling faintly of lavender and aggressively good intentions. Great Aunt Muriel had knitted the twins matching cardigans. I pulled the first one out of the tissue paper and immediately realised we had a...

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