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A slightly terrified London dad pushing twin toddlers in a bucket swing over a damp lawn

The terrifying physics of your first garden baby swing setup

I'm standing in our damp, aggressively overgrown London garden, holding twenty feet of braided nylon rope and staring at a branch on our neighbor's encroaching oak tree, while Florenceβ€”who's supposed to be sitting quietly on a blanketβ€”attempts to eat a...

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The Truth About Long Baby Sherpa-Lined Cotton Coats In Winter

We're sitting in the Target parking lot on Elston Avenue, the wind is doing that specific Chicago thing where it tries to actively slice your face off, and the mom parked next to me is fighting for her life. She's...

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Baby sitting safely on a dry mat reaching for a wooden toy

The brutal truth about water babies and safe infant hydration

I was sitting on the edge of the Oak Street Beach splash pad last August when I watched a well-meaning grandmother twist the cap off a bottle of smartwater and bring it to the lips of a newborn. The kid...

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A confused dad looking at his phone while his 11-month-old plays with a wooden toy

Why parents who try to watch baby driver get weird search results

My mom called on a Tuesday to say I needed to buy a "baby driver" immediately because that's supposedly how I learned to walk in 1993. Four hours later, my frontend lead Slacked me a link saying I had to...

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Exhausted mom holding a congested baby wrapped in a soft blanket while drinking coffee.

The Scary Truth: What Is RSV In Babies (And How We Survived)

It was 2:14 in the morning, and I was staring at my four-month-old daughter's ribcage in the glow of a turtle-shaped nightlight, convinced I was losing my mind. Maya is seven now, but I still get full-body hives when I...

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What My Pediatrician Said About Playing Lil Baby Around My Toddler

My brother-in-law swore that playing heavy trap beats would make my son sleep through absolutely anything. My mother-in-law heard ten seconds of a track and claimed I was ruining his spiritual aura. My doctor just blinked at me tiredly and...

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Teen playing Sims on a laptop while a toddler plays with wooden toys on the floor

Finding the Sugar Baby Mod Sims 4 on My Niece's PC Screen Last Week

I was sitting on my sister's aggressively beige sectional in Naperville, enjoying thirty seconds of silence. My toddler was finally asleep upstairs. I was watching the green night-vision feed on the baby m screen, just waiting for the inevitable moment...

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A blurry black and white baby monitor screenshot showing a baby asleep

The 3 AM Monitor Panic: Surviving The Stomach Sleeping Phase

The glowing screen of the baby monitor was blinding in the pitch-black bedroom, and my heart was hammering against my ribs at roughly 140 beats per minute. It was 3:14 AM. The temperature in the nursery was exactly 69.4 degrees,...

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A tired mom holding her sick baby next to a cool mist humidifier

When to Take a Baby With RSV to the Hospital: A Nurse's Guide

I usually sit in the dark next to the crib at 2 AM, listening to my toddler breathe like a congested pug, and think about all the terrified first-time parents I used to triage. Back when I wore scrubs instead...

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