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Baby looking at a glowing crib toy in a dark room

Let's talk about the baby einstein aquarium and infant sleep

My mother-in-law sat at my kitchen island and told me those glowing plastic fish were the only reason my husband ever slept through the night in the early nineties. My doctor looked at my meticulously tracked sleep logs, sighed, and...

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Exhausted dad Marcus sitting in a car next to a rear-facing baby car seat

Why the Baby Driver Actor Made Me Rethink Infant Safety

Dear Marcus from six months ago. I know exactly what you're doing right now. It's 3 AM in our Portland living room. You've logged exactly 3.4 hours of heavily fragmented sleep, and you're currently acting as a human mattress for...

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Messy pile of organic cotton baby clothes and a lukewarm iced coffee on a nursery rug.

Why I Stopped Buying Flashy Baby Designer Clothes

It was 2:14 in the morning on a Tuesday, and I was standing in Maya’s nursery wearing a nursing tank top that smelled strongly of sour milk and desperation, holding my breath. She was three weeks old. My mother-in-law had...

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Baby Delight Alpine bouncer next to a sleeping baby in a Chicago apartment.

Dear Past Priya: The Honest Truth About The Baby Delight Bouncer

Dear Priya of six months ago. You're currently sitting on the cold hardwood floor of our Logan Square apartment, staring at a pile of gray metal tubes and a piece of canvas. Your coffee is cold. The baby is doing...

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An exhausted British dad holding twin girls and a cup of cold tea

Starring in the Real Baby Daddy Show (Minus the Laugh Track)

Dear Tom, You're currently sitting on the edge of the bathtub, wearing a fleece dressing gown that smells faintly of Sudocrem and despair, staring at a phone screen playing an old episode of that American sitcom. You know the one....

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A half built wooden crib next to a very cold cup of coffee on the floor.

Surviving The Cast of Million Dollar Baby & Nursery Furniture

You're currently sitting on the floor of what used to be Dave's home office, wearing those gray maternity leggings with the yogurt stain on the left knee, crying into a lukewarm mug of decaf coffee. It's like, 11:45 PM on...

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A tired mom holding a lukewarm coffee next to a newborn in a penguin blanket near a Christmas tree.

That Christmas Baby Please Come Home Year (Letter To Past Me)

Dear Sarah of exactly six months ago, You're currently sitting in the driver's seat of our crusty Honda Pilot, parked outside a CVS in what can only be described as a disrespectful amount of snow, aggressively crying into a lukewarm...

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Two modern wooden baby beds side by side in a dimly lit nursery

What Nobody Tells You About Buying Cribs for Babies

I was sitting on the floor of what used to be my home office, dripping sweat onto a set of Scandinavian assembly instructions, clutching a tiny Allen key like a weapon. It was 2am. My wife was heavily pregnant with...

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A mom looking confused at a tiny designer art toy while holding a toddler

Why That Viral Cry Baby Popmart Figure Isn't Actually For Your Baby

I was standing at my kitchen sink, elbow-deep in cold oatmeal dishwater, when my 14-year-old niece shoved her phone directly into my face. On the screen was what looked like a perfectly round, tear-streaked child stuffed inside a tiny, fuzzy...

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