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An unplugged flat iron cooling precariously close to a crawling baby on a tile bathroom floor.

The Truth About Baby Bliss (And Why It Doesn't Have a Power Cord)

The smell of singed nylon bathmat is something that stays with you. I was standing in my cramped Chicago bathroom, trying to salvage two hours of sleep with some under-eye concealer, when Kiran started doing his signature banshee wail from...

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How The AGT Winner Jessica Sanchez Baby Name Wrecked My Math

Don't, under any circumstances, try to write a Python script that scrapes the Social Security Administration database to find a moniker with a mathematically perfect syllable-to-vowel ratio. This is a terrible way to name a human. I know this because...

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Priya sitting on nursery floor surrounded by empty registry boxes and breast pump parts.

What I wish I knew about getting free baby gear without the scams

Listen. You're currently sitting on the floor of our Chicago apartment, eight months pregnant, staring blankly at a cardboard box. It's a Tuesday. You're crying because the internet promised you a mountain of complimentary infant supplies, and all you've to...

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The clinical and emotional reality of dead babies in our world

Before I had my own kid, I thought I understood how the worst-case scenario worked. I used to sit in the pediatric ICU breakroom at three in the morning, drinking lukewarm coffee out of a styrofoam cup, charting the vital...

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Why a 5-Yard Baby Wrap Saved My Sanity (and My Etsy Shop)

I was standing in the middle of my living room, openly weeping, completely tangled in what felt like a parachute. My oldest, Wyattβ€”who's now five and still the reason I've a twitch in my left eyeβ€”was six weeks old and...

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The Skai Jackson Drama & Real Talk On Postpartum Stress

When I was six months pregnant with Mayaβ€”who's now seven and currently trying to teach our golden retriever how to use my husband's iPadβ€”I got three very distinct pieces of unsolicited advice in the span of one Tuesday. My mother-in-law...

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Sparkle Megan Baby Daddy Drama: A Tired Dad's Honest Take

It was 2:14 AM on a Tuesday, and my eleven-month-old son, Leo, was currently undergoing some sort of mysterious firmware update that apparently required him to aggressively slap my collarbone while wide awake in the dark. My wife, Sarah, was...

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Finding A Sugar Dating Platform On My Niece's Phone Broke My Brain

There I was, elbow-deep in a laundry basket of spit-up stained onesies on my back porch, trying to untangle a rogue sock from my toddler's overalls while swatting away Texas mosquitoes. My nineteen-year-old niece was visiting from college and had...

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Why surviving twin toddlers requires literal tactical baby gear

There's a rather pervasive myth floating around the parenting forums right now. They'll enthusiastically tell you that fathers only buy militarised rucksacks because they're tragically insecure about their own masculinity. People assume we're terrified of holding a floral tote bag,...

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