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Tired dad holding infant medication while looking confused at a limping golden retriever.

The truth about baby aspirin for dogs: a total system failure

Dear Marcus of six months ago. You're currently standing barefoot on the cold hexagon tiles of the upstairs bathroom, and the clock on your phone says it's 2:14 AM. Your golden retriever, Barnaby, is whining rhythmically and favoring his front...

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Decoding the Weird Joker Baby Suit Panic Sometime Around 3 AM

It was 2:14 AM on a Tuesday when my 11-month-old's thermal management system completely crashed. We were trying to do a quick family photo in the living room, and my mother-in-law had aggressively gifted us a tiny, three-piece synthetic tuxedo....

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Marcus looking confused while holding a toilet paper roll and a baby gate.

Dear Past Me: The Ultimate Baby Proofing System for Clueless Dads

Dear Marcus from six months ago. You're currently feeling pretty smug. Your baby is five months old, mostly stays exactly where you put him, and basically acts like a warm, milk-drunk potato. You look around our Portland apartment and think,...

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The Truth About Babys Breath Flowers in Your Newborns Nursery

Dear Priya from six months ago. You're standing in the craft store floral aisle, heavily pregnant, holding a thirty-dollar bundle of dried white weeds. You're convinced this is the final touch your nursery needs to tie the whole woodland aesthetic...

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