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A tired mom holding a teething baby at a wedding while wearing a formal gown

Sachin and Babi: Why I Finally Stopped Buying Cheap Event Dresses

I was locked in a sweltering utility closet at my cousin's wedding in East Texas, wrestling a static-cling polyester wrap dress off my milk-leaking chest while my oldest, bless his heart, methodically smeared wedding cake icing onto my only good...

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A vintage Beanie Baby sitting on a wooden nursery shelf next to a coffee cup.

Why I Spent Three Weeks Hunting for a Beanie Baby Birthday Twin

When I was pregnant with Maya, I was sitting on my living room floor in those terrible maternity leggingsβ€”you know the ones, the ones that pill between your thighs after literally three hours of wearβ€”when I received three distinct, entirely...

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A tired dad holding two toddlers wearing organic retro tshirts while surrounded by laundry.

The Absurdity of Sourcing Genuine Retro Tshirts for Toddler Twins

I'm currently standing in a painfully hip vintage shop somewhere in the depths of Shoreditch, holding a faded 1994 Soundgarden t-shirt roughly the size of a tea towel, while my daughter Lily attempts to eat a price tag that says...

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Twin toddlers wearing 1970s style organic cotton shirts and joggers

The utter chaos of dressing twins in retro kids clothes

My mother-in-law practically kicked our front door off its hinges last Tuesday to hand me a bin bag full of highly flammable, heavily synthetic 1984 baby rompers that my wife apparently wore, insisting the twins needed to wear them immediately....

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Baby wearing a soft organic cotton jersey tee on a changing table

Why the organic jersey baby tee is the only shirt you need

It was three in the morning in the pediatric step-down unit when I watched a first-time dad try to wrestle a stiff, miniature chambray button-down over his screaming newborn's freshly placed IV line. He was sweating right through his hospital...

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Twin baby girls wearing vintage style dresses in a pram

Dear Past Tom: The Truth About Vintage Style Infant Dresses

Dear Tom of six months ago. It's 3 AM, and you're currently staring at your phone in the dark, bidding forty quid on a pair of authentic 1950s smocked baby gowns on eBay. Stop it immediately. Put the phone down,...

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Frustrated mom holding up a tiny stiff antique baby gown in a laundry room

The Hard Truth About Buying Authentic Vintage Newborn Dresses

I'm currently staring at a yellowed, lace-covered, pintucked monstrosity hanging on the back of my laundry room door. It's my great-aunt's baptism gown from 1942, and my mother just drove it three hours across Texas in a garment bag like...

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A folded vintage baby dress sitting on top of a modern organic cotton bodysuit

The Reality of Putting Your Baby in Old Hand-Me-Downs

My mother handed me a cardboard box that smelled distinctly of mothballs and aggressive potpourri right after my twenty-week ultrasound. We were sitting at her kitchen table in the suburbs. She pushed the box across the laminate counter with the...

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Baby wearing a soft retro ringer tee playing with wooden blocks.

Why I Stopped Buying the T Shirt Vintage Trend for My Babies

Let me set the scene for y'all. I'm standing in my laundry room at 11 PM on a Tuesday, up to my elbows in a bucket of warm saltwater and baking soda, trying to aggressively massage a 1989 Ninja Turtles...

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