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Stressed mom holding a baby and watching soap operas on the living room couch

Why the Days of Our Lives Tate's Baby Drama Sent Me Spiraling

I was knee-deep in a mountain of mismatched toddler socks last Tuesday, nursing my four-month-old like a human pacifier while trying to peel tiny vinyl letters off a batch of bachelorette tumblers for my Etsy shop, when my guilty pleasure...

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How The Britney Spears Adopt A Baby Rumor Broke My Brain At 3 AM

Listen y'all, it was exactly 3:14 AM. I know this because I was sitting on the cold linoleum floor of my walk-in pantry, eating a slightly stale handful of mini marshmallows out of a plastic bag, staring at the clock...

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Mother covering baby's ears from loud TikTok video music on phone

Why the Dilon Baby TikTok Trend Made Me Rethink Infant Hearing

It was 2:17 AM and I was wearing a grey maternity bra that I really should have thrown out in 2020, sitting in the absolute pitch black of the nursery. Four-month-old Maya was finally, miraculously asleep on my chest, dead...

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A teething toddler and a kitten on a rug with wooden toys

Do cats lose baby teeth? A nurse's guide to teething

It was 4 a.m. in our Chicago apartment, the radiators were hissing, and I was walking barefoot to the kitchen for a bottle. I stepped on something sharp. My first thought was a rogue Lego, but the pain was too...

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Mom looking exhausted next to a baby crib and a smart speaker

Don't You Worry Baby Tyler: My Huge 2AM Nursery Mistake

It was 2:14 AM. I know the exact time because the glowing red numbers of the digital clock were burning a hole in my retinas. Maya was about four months old and going through that horrific sleep regression where they...

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A neutral baby nursery with a firm crib mattress and sustainable wooden toys

What Elon Musk's Expanding Family Taught This Pediatric Nurse

I was wiping a suspicious volume of spit-up off my scrub top in the pediatric ER breakroom when a resident handed me a magazine with another billionaire on the cover. Everyone was whispering about the latest elon musk baby addition,...

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A mom looking at her phone trying to understand evo baby dragon decks

The Truth About Those Evo Baby Dragon Decks Everyone Is Playing

I was sitting on the living room rug yesterday, knee-deep in a mountain of mismatched toddler socks, when I got three completely different pieces of advice about the exact same problem. My mom called and told me boys just naturally...

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Extra wide metal baby gate installed across a modern open concept living room

The Brutal Reality of Buying an Extra Wide Baby Gate For Your Home

My mother-in-law told me to just line up the heavy dining room chairs to block the living room archway. My neighbor at the park swore by those wooden accordion things from the nineties, completely ignoring the massive strangulation risk. The...

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Baby dancing and playing on a wooden mat while listening to upbeat music

Why I Finally Let My Kids Listen to Fantastic Baby Lyrics

It was 2:14 PM on a rainy Tuesday, I was wearing a nursing tank top that smelled strongly of old milk and desperation, and my husband Dave was having a full-blown basement rave with our then six-month-old daughter, Maya. Like,...

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