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Baby Sprinkle Invitations: Navigating Version 2.0

My mom texted me at 7:00 AM on a Tuesday to declare that asking for gifts for a second baby is "fundamentally tacky." Three hours later, my coworker Dave slapped my desk and announced I needed to bully our mutual...

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Dear Past Tom: The Great Beanie Baby Birthday Calendar Incident

Dear Tom of six months ago, You're currently hunched over the kitchen island, illuminated only by the harsh, judgemental glow of your phone and the standby light on the Tommee Tippee prep machine. One of the twins is asleep, radiating...

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