The Honest Truth About Putting Tiny Ugg Boots on Your Infant

I was standing in the slush outside a Starbucks in 2018, clutching my third iced latte of the morning because uninterrupted sleep was a literal myth, staring down at my six-month-old son's foot. Or rather, his empty foot. Leo was wearing one tiny, pristine chestnut suede boot on his left foot, and the right was just... gone. I frantically retraced my steps for three icy blocks while pushing a heavy stroller, only to find the missing shoe face-down in a grey, salty puddle of despair. My husband, Mark, just sighed when I walked through the front door dripping wet. "You know those aren't waterproof, right?"

Look, I just wanted him to look like a tiny, cozy lumberjack. But putting miniature Uggs on a baby is honestly a massive learning curve I was absolutely not prepared for.

What my doctor actually said about the tiny boots

A few weeks after the puddle incident, I brought Leo in for his nine-month checkup wearing his now slightly-crunchy, water-damaged boots. Dr. Evans took one look at his feet and asked how many hours a day he wears them. I was like, "Uh, I don't know, all day? They're his shoes." She gave me this deeply pitying look. Apparently, putting infants in rigid, flat-bottomed shoes all the time is a recipe for flat feet.

Something about the arches not developing properly because the thick shoe does all the work for them? I don't know, I was surviving on three hours of sleep and cold coffee, but the gist I got was that babies need to grip the floor with their bare toes to build ankle strength, or ligaments, or whatever makes walking happen. She told me I should really be limiting the heavy boots to maybe three or four hours a day maximum so his feet could actually flex. So there I was, mentally setting a footwear timer every time we left the house.

The absolute panic of regulating a tiny human's temperature

Plus, there's the overheating thing. Sheepskin is basically a wearable oven. I spent that entire winter aggressively shoving my freezing hand down the back of Leo's neck in the grocery store to see if he was sweating, because of all those terrifying SIDS warnings about babies getting too hot.

Speaking of overheating panics, by the time my daughter Maya came along three years later, I had completely ditched heavy synthetic winter gear entirely because the anxiety was too much. If her feet were trapped in mini saunas, I needed the rest of her to breathe. My absolute favorite survival item became the Bear in Forest Bamboo Baby Blanket. I'm weirdly obsessed with this thing. It's made of this organic bamboo blend that's absurdly soft—like, so soft I kind of want an adult-sized one to hide under while I eat shredded cheese in the kitchen at midnight.

Anyway, the point is that it's highly breathable, so if she was wearing the stupidly warm boots in the stroller, I could just drape this over her legs and not panic that she was quietly boiling alive. She loved staring at the little bears, and it's survived probably forty trips through our aggressively violent washing machine without getting scratchy.

The barefoot versus sock controversy in our house

Okay, so Ugg officially says you shouldn't wear socks with their sheepskin boots because the wool is supposed to be naturally whatever—antimicrobial? Thermoregulating? Mark read this on some forum and took it as absolute gospel. He became militant about shoving Leo's bare, slightly clammy baby feet directly into the fur.

I'm here to tell you that infant foot sweat is real, and it's a biohazard. After two weeks of Mark's barefoot method, I pulled the boots off in the back of the car and it smelled like a horrifying mix of sharp cheddar cheese and regret. I guess the lack of ventilation just traps the moisture in there, creating a tiny swamp. It was SO BAD. I immediately started sneaking little cotton socks onto him when Mark wasn't looking, which honestly saved our marriage. You're supposed to wash the inside of the boots or use some kind of anti-fungal spray if you go barefoot, but frankly, who the hell has the time to wash the inside of a shoe?

If you're strictly vegan, they do make faux-fur knockoffs but they don't stretch the same way to mold to the foot, so good luck with that.

How to dress a kicking octopus without losing your mind

Babies kick constantly. It's their primary hobby. When you're trying to shove a chubby, uncooperative little foot into a rigid suede tube, you really start to question all your life choices. The classic pull-on style is so cute on Instagram until you're sweating profusely in a Target parking lot trying to force a tiny heel down into the boot while your child screams.

This struggle is also usually the exact moment the pacifier drops onto the dirty floor. I eventually bought one of those Wood & Silicone Pacifier Clips to stop the relentless dropping while I was wrestling with footwear. Honestly? It's just okay. It definitely looks super aesthetic and the metal clip part is strong enough that it didn't ruin Maya's expensive sweaters, but she ended up being way more interested in chewing on the wooden cookie charm than actually sucking on her pacifier. Which I guess is fine because it's food-grade silicone and safe wood, but it sort of defeated the whole purpose of keeping the pacifier in her mouth. Still, it kept the thing off the pavement while I was forcing boots onto her feet, so I'll call it a marginal win.

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Which styles genuinely worked for the different stages

By the time Maya was a baby, I had somewhat figured out the system. You really can't just buy the hard-soled toddler Uggs for a newborn. We started her in the Bixbee booties when she was like four months old. You're going to want to find the ones with the velcro closures because otherwise you'll be wrestling a tiny octopus, and definitely size up if they're between sizes, though frankly keeping the light-colored ones clean is a whole other nightmare.

Once she started pulling up on the coffee table and trying to crawl, we switched to the soft-soled Erin boots. They kept her toes warm but didn't have that stiff rubber bottom, so I felt way less guilty about Dr. Evans' flat-foot podiatrist warning since I assume her foot could still bend and flex properly against the floor.

I remember being caught in a sudden drizzle at the park when she was wearing them, and because I'd already learned my lesson with Leo's ruined slush-puddle shoe, I literally ripped them off her feet so the suede wouldn't get stained. She was furious. I ended up wrapping her bare legs tightly in our Organic Cotton Baby Blanket with Bunny Print to run home. That blanket is double-layered organic cotton, so it was surprisingly warm enough for a frantic dash through the rain, and the bunny pattern is so ridiculously cute it almost distracted her from the fact that her mother had just stolen her shoes.

Eventually, when they're full-on walking confidently, you HAVE to get the ones with the actual rubber tread, or they'll slip on your hardwood floors and wipe out spectacularly. Word of warning though: those rubber-soled ones are heavy, and your kid will clomp around like a tiny, drunk Frankenstein monster for the first few days.

A quick hack if you've small feet

I wear a size nine, so this doesn't apply to me at all, which is a massive bummer, but my friend Jess wears a women's size seven. She figured out she can just buy the older kids' sizes for herself and save like sixty bucks a pair. Mark thought this was the funniest thing in the world and asked if I could squeeze into a children's size six. I told him I'd squeeze his phone into the garbage disposal. Anyway, if you're blessed with tiny feet, exploit that loophole.

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The messy questions everyone asks about infant boots

Can my baby just sleep in their Uggs if it's really cold?
Oh god, please don't do this. I know it's tempting when they fall asleep in the car seat and look so cozy, but sheepskin traps heat like crazy. Babies can overheat really fast while sleeping, and honestly, they need their feet to breathe. Just wrestle them off, even if you risk waking the dragon. It's not worth the SIDS anxiety.

How do you honestly clean the soft-soled baby ones?
The fleece Bixbee ones you can literally just chuck in the washing machine (thank god), but the real suede ones are a total pain. If you get water or mud on them, you're supposed to let it dry completely and then brush it out with a special suede brush. I usually just aggressively rubbed them with a dry towel and hoped for the best. They will never look pristine after the first week, just accept it.

Should I buy a size up so they last all winter?
Yes and no? I bought Leo a pair way too big thinking he'd grow into them, and he just kicked them off constantly because the heel slipped. But the wool does compress down after they wear them a few times, making them looser. I'd say buy them just slightly snug, but not so tight you've to break a sweat getting them over the heel.

Are the waterproof toddler Uggs really waterproof?
The specific waterproof lines (they usually have rubber up the sides) genuinely are! But the classic suede ones that everyone buys because they look cute? Absolutely not. They will soak through in five seconds if your toddler stomps in a puddle, and then you've a screaming child with a wet, freezing foot inside a heavy, soggy boot.