Magazine

Tired dad googling the best sleeping position for baby with stuffy nose while his infant sleeps flat on their back.

The Best Sleeping Position For Baby With Stuffy Nose Resolved

It was 3:14 AM, the cool-mist humidifier was blasting enough vapor to make the nursery look like a 90s music video, and my eleven-month-old sounded exactly like a broken espresso machine. Every inhale was a wet, whistling rattle. Every exhale...

Read more

Baby boy wearing an organic cotton pullover looking deeply confused by a winter jacket

A Letter to Myself on Debugging a Baby Boy's Winter Wardrobe

You're currently standing in the nursery at 2:14 AM, holding a laser thermometer and pointing it at the baseboards because the room is reading 69.8 degrees instead of your meticulously programmed 71.2 degrees. Your five-month-old son is asleep, but you're...

Read more

Baby bundled in winter layers looking out a frosty window

Baby Its Cold Outside: A Chicago Nurse's Winter Survival Guide

The wind coming off Lake Michigan felt like tiny shards of glass hitting my face. I was wedged in the back seat of my Honda CR-V, wrestling a screaming six-month-old out of a Michelin-man snowsuit while the heater blew pathetic...

Read more

Tired mom holding a baby in a nursery with a cool mist humidifier running nearby

Finding the Best Humidifier for Baby: A Letter to My Past Self

Dear Jess from last November. Right now, you're standing in the middle of the nursery at 3 AM holding a crusty, dinosaur-shaped plastic water tank that smells faintly of wet dog, crying because your six-month-old sounds like a tiny pug...

Read more

A dad looking defeated while holding two tiny winter beanies

The Great Infant Hat Standoff: When Your Child Refuses to Wear One

My forehead is currently resting against the cold Victorian anaglypta wallpaper of our hallway, and I'm quietly pleading with a ten-month-old. She is holding her mustard-yellow knitted beanie in her left fist like a triumphant gladiator holding a severed head....

Read more

A tired mother holding a coughing baby in a dimly lit nursery

The brutal truth about baby cough medicine and what actually works

At 2:14 AM on a Tuesday, I was standing in my dark kitchen holding a thrashing, coughing toddler while my phone lit up with three different text threads. My mom was typing paragraphs about rubbing warm mustard oil on his...

Read more

A stressed mom folding a baby winter coat while hiding in the laundry room

Baby It's Cold Outside Lyrics Drama & Winter Layering

Dear Jess from last December. You're currently hiding in the laundry room, sitting on a pile of unfolded bath towels, frantically trying to look up the baby it's cold outside lyrics on your cracked phone so you can prove a...

Read more

A slightly calcified cool mist humidifier sitting on a wooden dresser next to a stack of baby blankets

A Letter To Myself About The Baby Humidifier Situation

Dear Jess of last November. You're currently standing in the baby aisle of Target at two in the morning, staring bleary-eyed at a wall of plastic water-blowing machines while your four-month-old sounds like a tiny, asthmatic pug in the shopping...

Read more

Exhausted mom holding a coffee mug while looking at baby clothes

The 3 AM Eczema Meltdown That Changed How I Dress My Kids

It was 3:14 AM in a stuffy, overheated Airbnb in Zermatt, and I was wearing my husband Mark’s oversized Ramones t-shirt that still smelled vaguely like airplane air and desperation. Maya was four months old, and she was screaming a...

Read more