How the Deko Babyparty Trend Saved Me From Pinterest Insanity
I was exactly thirty-six weeks pregnant with my oldest, Liam, standing on a wobbly dining room chair I definitely shouldn't have been on, trying to force a piece of cheap Scotch tape to hold up a massive, flimsy plastic banner...
The truth about motorisches spielzeug and your baby's brain
I was sitting on the living room rug with a butter knife. I was trying to pry the battery compartment open on a plastic singing avocado. The screw was stripped. The avocado was looping a song about the alphabet in...
Why buying a baby comb for a completely bald infant makes sense
Before the twins arrived, my mother-in-law handed me a beautifully wrapped, eco-friendly grooming kit containing a wildly soft bristle brush and a tiny wooden toothed implement. I looked at the ultrasound pictures stuck to my fridge—two indistinct blurry blobs that...
Why I Stopped Laughing at Baby Cashmere (And Nineteen Tiny Goats)
It's 3:14 in the morning, and I'm standing over the bathroom sink with a bottle of pH-neutral baby shampoo, gently massaging a piece of knitwear the size of a side plate while Florence screams from the nursery as if she's...
The Truth About Buying a Baby Cam Car Monitor for Your Sanity
We were somewhere around mile marker 240 on Interstate 35, completely surrounded by pitch-black Texas cattle country, when the panic hit me. Jackson was three months old, my first baby, and he had been screaming for forty-five minutes straight before...
Real Talk: How to Score a Baby Brezza Discount Code Today
It was 3:14 in the morning, the dog was barking because the baby was screaming like a banshee, and my hand was shaking so badly I dumped a scoop of expensive formula powder directly onto the kitchen floor instead of...
The Truth About Giving Your Baby Pickles for the Very First Time
It was August 2017, and we were in my brother-in-law’s backyard for a family barbecue. I was standing there, sweating through a stained maternity tank top that I absolutely should have retired three months prior, balancing a seven-month-old Leo on...
Comforting Baby Loss Quotes: Finding Words When You're Grieving
"At least you know your plumbing still works!" That was my well-meaning but completely clueless aunt, standing way too close to my face in the hospital room while I was still wearing those god-awful mesh underwear and bleeding through a...
The Truth About That Baby Lip Tie Diagnosis You Just Googled
It was exactly 3:14 AM on a Tuesday, I was wearing a grey nursing bra that smelled aggressively like sour milk and sheer desperation, and I was holding my phone about two inches from my three-week-old daughter’s face trying to...