How the Deko Babyparty Trend Saved Me From Pinterest Insanity
I was exactly thirty-six weeks pregnant with my oldest, Liam, standing on a wobbly dining room chair I definitely shouldn't have been on, trying to force a piece of cheap Scotch tape to hold up a massive, flimsy plastic banner...
The truth about motorisches spielzeug and your baby's brain
I was sitting on the living room rug with a butter knife. I was trying to pry the battery compartment open on a plastic singing avocado. The screw was stripped. The avocado was looping a song about the alphabet in...
Why buying a baby comb for a completely bald infant makes sense
Before the twins arrived, my mother-in-law handed me a beautifully wrapped, eco-friendly grooming kit containing a wildly soft bristle brush and a tiny wooden toothed implement. I looked at the ultrasound pictures stuck to my fridge—two indistinct blurry blobs that...
Why I Stopped Laughing at Baby Cashmere (And Nineteen Tiny Goats)
It's 3:14 in the morning, and I'm standing over the bathroom sink with a bottle of pH-neutral baby shampoo, gently massaging a piece of knitwear the size of a side plate while Florence screams from the nursery as if she's...
The Truth About Buying a Baby Cam Car Monitor for Your Sanity
We were somewhere around mile marker 240 on Interstate 35, completely surrounded by pitch-black Texas cattle country, when the panic hit me. Jackson was three months old, my first baby, and he had been screaming for forty-five minutes straight before...
Real Talk: How to Score a Baby Brezza Discount Code Today
It was 3:14 in the morning, the dog was barking because the baby was screaming like a banshee, and my hand was shaking so badly I dumped a scoop of expensive formula powder directly onto the kitchen floor instead of...
The 'Baby Akira Onlyfans' Search Hazard: A Parental Warning
My mother thinks an unlocked iPad is a perfectly acceptable babysitter (she frequently reminds me that she left me in front of the television for the entirety of the 1990s and I turned out completely fine, which is debatable). The...
The Truth About Giving Your Baby Pickles for the Very First Time
It was August 2017, and we were in my brother-in-law’s backyard for a family barbecue. I was standing there, sweating through a stained maternity tank top that I absolutely should have retired three months prior, balancing a seven-month-old Leo on...
Comforting Baby Loss Quotes: Finding Words When You're Grieving
"At least you know your plumbing still works!" That was my well-meaning but completely clueless aunt, standing way too close to my face in the hospital room while I was still wearing those god-awful mesh underwear and bleeding through a...