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Baby sitting in an ikea baby chair covered in messy pasta sauce

The Ikea Baby Chair Truth: Posture, Choking & Cleaning

My mother-in-law wanted me to register for a leather-bound high chair that cost more than my first car. My occupational therapist friend cornered me at a brunch to explain that any baby chair without a perfectly adjustable, solid oak footplate...

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Messy toddler eating shredded oven baked baby back ribs in a high chair

How To Master Oven-Baked Baby Back Ribs Without Ruining Dinner

I'm staring at a piece of pork that has the structural integrity of a radial tire. It's six fifteen in the evening. My toddler is doing that rhythmic, high-pitched hyperventilating thing that usually means we're two minutes away from an...

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Exhausted dad figuring out the correct medication dosage for his sick baby at night.

Tylenol for Babies: What I Wish I Knew Before the 3 AM Fever Spike

Dear Marcus from six months ago. You're currently standing barefoot on the cold hardwood floor of the nursery at 3:17 AM. You're holding a sticky plastic syringe filled with an unnervingly bright purple liquid. Your wife is gently rocking a...

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Mom feeding sweet potatoes to a baby in a high chair in a messy kitchen.

The Real Truth About Starting Solid Foods With Your Little One

My mother-in-law cornered me at the Piggly Wiggly the other day and told me that if I didn't put a scoop of rice cereal in my three-month-old's nighttime bottle, he would never sleep through the night and I'd be tired...

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A mom sitting on a living room rug laughing while her baby babbles at a wooden toy.

The Truth About Googoo Babies (And What Mine Are Actually Saying)

I’m currently elbow-deep in printing shipping labels for my Etsy shop while my youngest, Levi, is having what sounds like a very heated political debate with the ceiling fan. He’s six months old, completely pantsless, covered in what I hope...

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Exhausted mom holding a crying baby in the kitchen at night

The Truth About Infant Gas Drops (And What Actually Worked For Us)

It was 3:14 AM on a Tuesday in 2017, and I was standing in my kitchen wearing a pair of maternity leggings that smelled distinctly of sour milk and sheer desperation. I was running on roughly forty-five minutes of fragmented...

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A giant puffy baked oven pancake in a cast iron skillet surrounded by fresh berries and a mug of coffee.

The Only Dutch Baby Pancake Recipe You Will Ever Actually Make

It was 6:13 AM on a Tuesday, and I was standing in the middle of my kitchen wearing my husband Dave’s old college sweatshirt with a mysterious, crusty white stain on the left sleeve that I’m pretty sure was dried...

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A dad looking at his phone anxiously next to a pregnant belly

Acoustics of the Womb and My Metal Baking Sheet Drop Disaster

The noise sounded like a Ford Taurus crashing into a cymbal factory. It was just me dropping six aluminum baking sheets onto the kitchen tile, but in our quiet Portland apartment, the acoustic shockwave was violently loud. Our dog scrambled...

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Mother holding newborn very close to her face to test infant vision focus

The Unfiltered Truth About When Your Newborn Can Actually See You

I spent three months of my pregnancy painting a perfectly muted sage green mural on my son's nursery wall. I curated taupe crib sheets. I bought dusty rose swaddles. I spent an embarrassing amount of money making sure his room...

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