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An exhausted dad holding a baby outside Baby Blues Luncheonette in Brooklyn

How We Survived Baby Blues Luncheonette With An 11-Month-Old

We're standing on an uneven patch of Brooklyn concrete at 10:34 AM, and I'm sweating through my flannel shirt while trying to pretend I belong here. Inside the massive glass window, a guy in a vintage beanie is slowly, methodically...

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Stressed dad holding a meat thermometer next to an 11-month-old eating meat.

Yellowstone Panic, Iron Deficiencies, And Cooking A Baby Bison

I'm sweating entirely through my gray t-shirt. The ergonomic carrier is digging a trench into my left shoulder blade. My 11-month-old son is happily attempting to rip my nose off my face, completely oblivious to the threat matrix unfolding exactly...

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Messy baby in highchair eating smashed berries instead of candy

The Real Truth About Sweets and That Sugar Baby Candy

My grandmother, bless her heart, was sitting on my front porch in her favorite floral duster when she reached into her dark, mysterious purse and pulled out a sticky, half-melted sugar baby candy. My oldest, who was barely eleven months...

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Baby sitting in an ikea baby chair covered in messy pasta sauce

The Ikea Baby Chair Truth: Posture, Choking & Cleaning

My mother-in-law wanted me to register for a leather-bound high chair that cost more than my first car. My occupational therapist friend cornered me at a brunch to explain that any baby chair without a perfectly adjustable, solid oak footplate...

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Messy toddler eating shredded oven baked baby back ribs in a high chair

How To Master Oven-Baked Baby Back Ribs Without Ruining Dinner

I'm staring at a piece of pork that has the structural integrity of a radial tire. It's six fifteen in the evening. My toddler is doing that rhythmic, high-pitched hyperventilating thing that usually means we're two minutes away from an...

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Mom feeding sweet potatoes to a baby in a high chair in a messy kitchen.

The Real Truth About Starting Solid Foods With Your Little One

My mother-in-law cornered me at the Piggly Wiggly the other day and told me that if I didn't put a scoop of rice cereal in my three-month-old's nighttime bottle, he would never sleep through the night and I'd be tired...

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A giant puffy baked oven pancake in a cast iron skillet surrounded by fresh berries and a mug of coffee.

The Only Dutch Baby Pancake Recipe You Will Ever Actually Make

It was 6:13 AM on a Tuesday, and I was standing in the middle of my kitchen wearing my husband Dave’s old college sweatshirt with a mysterious, crusty white stain on the left sleeve that I’m pretty sure was dried...

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Two messy toddlers covered in puree while dad opens a glass jar of beechnut baby food

The Truth About Beechnut Baby Food When You Have Twin Girls

It was 11:43 PM on a Tuesday. The NutriBullet was emitting a high-pitched scream usually reserved for dying spacecraft, and I was standing in my kitchen in nothing but my boxer shorts, covered in a fine, sticky mist of pureed...

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Two slightly squashed fruit pancakes on a highchair tray next to a very messy toddler.

Banana pancakes for baby: Why my first twin batch was a disaster

The smoke alarm in our London flat has a very specific, piercing shriek that usually only makes an appearance when I attempt to be culinary before 7 am. Tuesday morning was no exception. I was standing in the kitchen, squinting...

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