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A simple modern infant bed next to a parent bed in a dim room.

What I got wrong about the great baby bassinet debate

I was staring at the ceiling fan at three in the morning, calculating how many consecutive minutes of sleep I had logged since Tuesday. It was twenty-eight. Next to me, my daughter was grunting like a tiny, angry pug in...

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Searching for a Baby Girl Film? Read This First

My mom swears that propping me up in front of a Little Mermaid VHS was the only way she survived cooking dinner in 1993, my mother-in-law acts like a single tablet glow will instantly short-circuit a child's brain, and my...

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Sarah looking exhausted on the rug surrounded by hundreds of light blue paint swatches

Dear Past Sarah: The Truth About That Perfect Light Blue Paint

Dear Sarah of exactly six months ago, It's 2:14 AM on a Tuesday, and you're sitting on the gross beige rug in the living room wearing Dave’s stained Villanova hoodie. You're drinking lukewarm French roast from a mug that has...

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London dad trying to fit a double pram into the boot of a compact blue SUV

Surviving the Baby Blue Bronco: A Parent's Guide to Tiny SUVs

Don't, under any circumstances, let a targeted social media algorithm convince you that buying a compact, retro-styled off-roader will somehow resurrect your pre-parenting coolness. I'm currently typing this with my kneecaps firmly wedged against the glovebox of what I can...

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A tired dad staring at a blue nursery wall while holding an awake baby.

The Real Baby Blue Background Nobody Warned Me About

I’m standing in bedroom three with a roller brush dripping Sherwin-Williams "Serene Sky" onto my favorite sneakers, feeling incredibly smug. I was building the ultimate calming environment. I honestly thought that establishing a literal baby blue background on the walls...

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Surviving 3 AM Hotel Disasters With The Baby Bjorn Travel Crib

I'm standing in my Marks & Spencer boxers in a freezing Cotswolds holiday cottage at 3:14 AM, trying to silently reconstruct a borrowed travel cot that weighs roughly the same as a small Fiat. It's a generic, heavily branded brick...

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London dad serving baby bell cheese and cooked baby bella mushrooms to toddler twins

The Great Baby Bell Confusion: Cheese, Fungi, and Internet Weirdness

"Give them a baby bell," my mother-in-law announced on Tuesday over a cup of lukewarm tea, brandishing a little red wax wheel like it was a holy relic that would magically cure their fussiness. "Brilliant for calcium." On Wednesday, the...

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The Terrifying Two-Hour Rule That Changed My Entire Parenting Paradigm

I was literally elbow-deep in the darkest, crumb-filled recesses of our gray sectional sofa, wearing my zombie-apocalypse sweatpants that had a questionable yogurt stain on the knee, while my daughter Maya was happily rolling around on the rug. She was...

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A tired dad staring at a tiny baby bat safely trapped under a plastic tub

Finding a baby bat in your house and other midnight terrors

My mate Dave from the pub told me the best way to handle the situation was with a pint glass and a beer mat, as if I were dealing with a slightly aggressive bluebottle in a beer garden. My mother-in-law,...

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