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A breathable Newton baby crib mattress set up in a bright nursery

Is the Newton Baby Crib Mattress Really Worth Three Hundred Bucks?

My mom told me to put my firstborn on his stomach with a heavy quilt "so he feels secure like he's still in the womb." The lactation consultant at the hospital swore he needed to sleep on my bare chest...

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Exhausted dad staring blankly at a tiny jar of baby chest ointment in the dark

Vicks Baby Rub: Surviving 3 AM Coughs Without Poisoning Them

It's precisely 3:14 AM on a Tuesday, and my London flat currently sounds like a seal sanctuary that has been taken over by aggressive chain-smokers. Twin A has just unleashed a barking cough that rattled the windowpanes, which immediately triggered...

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Exhausted mother drinking coffee while looking at her phone reading the UK cheerleader baby autopsy news

The UK Cheerleader Baby Story Is Our Biggest Motherhood Nightmare

Let's just obliterate the biggest, most dangerous lie the hospital discharge nurses hand you right along with those giant mesh underwear. The absolute biggest myth of motherhood is that your "maternal instinct" is some kind of magical, invisible force field...

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Jess holding a sleeping infant while watching what happens to the baby in squid game on a laptop.

What Happens to the Baby in Squid Game Season 3? A Mom's Take

My mom told me that watching high-stress television while nursing would literally curdle my milk, which I’m pretty sure is biologically impossible, but then my best friend texted me at 2 AM demanding to know if I’d seen the jump...

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Confused dad staring at baby monitor while baby rolls from back to belly in crib

When Do Babies Roll: A First-Time Dad's Guide to the Midnight Flip

2:14 AM. The baby monitor is glowing like a radioactive brick on my nightstand. I'm staring at a grayscale pixel blob that's supposed to be my four-month-old daughter, except instead of lying flat on her back like a compliant little...

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Baby attempting to roll onto stomach on a soft organic nursery blanket

When Do Babies Roll From Back to Belly

The monitor glowed like a radioactive potato on my nightstand at 3:14 AM. Usually, my son was a static lump of swaddled cotton, entirely predictable in his lack of mobility. Tonight, the lump was gone, replaced by a flat, face-down...

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A bewildered dad watching his infant practicing tummy time on a playmat.

When Will My Baby Actually Roll Over? A Dad's Data Log

It was 2:14 AM on a random Tuesday when the firmware update clearly hit. I rubbed my eyes, squinted at the grainy night-vision feed on the baby monitor, and froze. My previously stationary, log-like child was suddenly facedown in his...

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Baby practicing rolling over on a playmat while trying to reach a toy

When Should Babies Roll Over? The Unofficial Milestone Guide

Nobody warns you that the first time your kid successfully flips themselves over, it won't be a triumphant, cinematic milestone captured in crisp 4K, but rather at 2:13 AM when you wake up to find a furious swaddled burrito thrashing...

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Two highly unamused snow babies wearing far too many layers in a cold London park.

The brutal truth about surviving winter with two snow babies

It's currently two degrees above freezing, it's raining sideways in that aggressively spiteful London way, and I'm trying to fold a screaming infant into a pram while she's wearing an outfit that has the exact dimensions and flexibility of a...

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