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A tired mom holding her baby daughter while looking shocked at a smartphone screen

Searching for a Baby Girl Film? Read This First

My mom swears that propping me up in front of a Little Mermaid VHS was the only way she survived cooking dinner in 1993, my mother-in-law acts like a single tablet glow will instantly short-circuit a child's brain, and my...

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The Terrifying Two-Hour Rule That Changed My Entire Parenting Paradigm

I was literally elbow-deep in the darkest, crumb-filled recesses of our gray sectional sofa, wearing my zombie-apocalypse sweatpants that had a questionable yogurt stain on the knee, while my daughter Maya was happily rolling around on the rug. She was...

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Tired London dad holding two crying twin girls in a dark kitchen

Welcome to the Baby Baby Baby Echo Chamber of Twin Parenting

I was standing in our galley kitchen at 4:13 in the morning, holding an electric kettle that I hadn't bothered to plug in, staring blankly at the wall while a rhythmic, pulsing chant echoed from the monitor clipped to my...

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Tired dad holding infant medication while looking confused at a limping golden retriever.

The truth about baby aspirin for dogs: a total system failure

Dear Marcus of six months ago. You're currently standing barefoot on the cold hexagon tiles of the upstairs bathroom, and the clock on your phone says it's 2:14 AM. Your golden retriever, Barnaby, is whining rhythmically and favoring his front...

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Mother holding a tube of baby skin barrier ointment during a diaper change

Stop misusing aquaphor baby healing ointment on rashes

I slathered a thick layer of petroleum jelly onto my daughter's wet, bright red bottom at three in the morning thinking it would act like a fire blanket. I was entirely wrong. By the time the sun came up, her...

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A baby wearing a breathable organic cotton onesie holding a silicone panda teether

The Hilarious and Messy Truth About Raising a Cute Anime Baby

I was standing in my kitchen at two in the morning, aggressively peeling a sweaty, bright yellow, 100% polyester Pikachu costume off my screaming eight-month-old while the ending theme of some intense action show blared from the living room TV....

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A tired dad holding his 11-month-old baby while googling celebrity gossip on his phone in a dark room.

The Amber Heard Baby Daddy Mystery & My 3AM Google Rabbit Hole

It's exactly 3:14 AM. My 11-month-old son, who we'll refer to as Baby D to protect his future digital footprint, has decided that sleeping through the night is a legacy feature he no longer supports. I'm pacing the hardwood floor...

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Tired dad holding a sleeping baby girl in a dark movie theater while checking his phone

Navigating Baby Girl Showtimes: A Dad's Movie Survival Guide

My mother-in-law told me taking an infant to a movie theater would permanently short-circuit her developing brain. The guy who makes my oat milk cortado at the local coffee shop insisted that baby-friendly matinees are the only way new parents...

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A very tired mom drinking coffee while staring at unassembled baby gear on a living room rug.

The Absolute Mess Of Buying Baby Gear (And What Actually Works)

It was 2017. November. A Tuesday, I think, and raining completely sideways. I was exactly thirty-two weeks pregnant with Maya, my second kid, and I was sitting completely cross-legged on the cold linoleum floor of aisle four at BuyBuyBaby (RIP...

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