It was 3:14 AM on a Tuesday in 2017, and I was standing in my kitchen wearing a pair of maternity leggings that smelled distinctly of sour milk and sheer desperation. I was running on roughly forty-five minutes of fragmented sleep and three cups of day-old Keurig coffee that tasted like hot battery acid, violently shaking a tiny bottle of berry-flavored liquid like it was a holy relic.
Leo was four weeks old and screaming so hard his face looked like a bruised plum. My husband Dan was pacing the hallway doing that useless bounce-sway thing guys do, yelling over the crying, "Did you give him the drops? Give him the drops!" Like I was withholding the elixir of life from our child.
I was so tired my vision was blurry. I remember leaning against the fridge, frantically typing "gassy babi" into my phone with one thumb, and then searching "how to burp a babie" with an E because spellcheck had fully abandoned me and my brain was literally melting out of my ears.
I finally got the little dropper into Leo's mouth. He swallowed the sticky syrup. Dan and I held our breath. We waited. Five minutes. Ten minutes. Twenty minutes.
Nothing happened.
He just kept screaming. And farting. And screaming about farting. Because here's the biggest, most heavily guarded secret of new parenthood, the myth that sustains a multi-million dollar infant pharmacy industry: gas drops for babies are, like, 90% psychological. For the parents, I mean.
The sticky, berry-flavored placebo effect
I brought this up to my pediatrician, Dr. Miller, at Leo's two-month appointment. I was a wreck. I practically begged her for a stronger prescription for his stomach, convinced my child had the digestive tract of an eighty-year-old man with an ulcer. She just sort of sighed—she always looked like she needed a nap more than I did—and broke the news to me.
Simethicone, which is the active ingredient in pretty much all those over-the-counter gas drops, isn't some magical gas-evaporating wizard potion. From what I understood through my sleep-deprived brain fog, it basically just takes a bunch of tiny little air bubbles in their gut and glues them together to make one big bubble? Which is theoretically supposed to be easier for them to burp or fart out.
But honestly, she told me that the American Academy of Pediatrics says parents should have "modest expectations" for them. Which is doctor-speak for "they don't really do crap." She said most medical studies show simethicone is basically no better than a placebo for treating colic or severe gas. A totally safe, biologically inert placebo that won't hurt them at all, but still. I was spending like eight dollars a week on sticky syrup that was just making his poop smell weird and giving Dan a false sense of control over the situation.
Anyway, the point is, you can give them the drops if it makes you feel like you're actively doing something to help. But don't expect a miracle.
Is it gas or are they just starving? A fun 2 AM guessing game
The absolute hardest part about the whole gas phase is that babies only have one way to communicate that their stomach hurts, and it looks exactly like the way they communicate that they're starving to death.
With Leo, he would start rooting around and bringing his tiny fists to his mouth, which every parenting book on earth says means "Feed me right now." So I'd give him the breast or the bottle. He would aggressively latch on for exactly four seconds, gulp down a bunch of milk, and then violently pull off, arching his back so hard I honestly thought he was trying to do a back handspring right out of my arms.
Dan and I fought about this constantly. Dan would say, "He's crying, he's hungry, feed him again." And I'd be like, "I just fed him! He's full of air!" It's this hellish loop because when they cry from gas pain, they swallow huge gulps of air. Which gives them more gas. Which makes them cry more. It's Mother Nature's cruelest joke.
Eventually, I learned to look at the belly. If his stomach felt tight and drum-like, and he was clenching his fists while crying right *after* eating, it was gas. If he was just squawking and aggressively trying to eat my collarbone, he was hungry. Usually.
Stuff that actually helped us get the farts out
Since the drops were basically a bust, we had to resort to physical labor to get the air out of this kid. You basically just lay them flat on their back, grab their little ankles, and pump their legs in a slow circle toward their stomach like you're training them for the Tour de France.

I did bicycle legs so often I gave myself mild carpal tunnel. But oh god, it worked. You'd do it for three minutes while making silly engine noises, and suddenly—*brrrrrrrt*. The relief on their little faces is instant. It's wildly satisfying, honestly.
Tummy time works too but Maya screamed face-down into the mat like I was torturing her, so we mostly skipped it. Oops.
The other big thing was how we made the formula. With Leo, Dan used to aggressively shake the baby bottles like he was Tom Cruise in *Cocktail*. Just violently rattling them up and down. Dr. Miller pointed out that doing that injects millions of tiny air bubbles directly into the milk, which go straight into the baby's stomach. She suggested we gently swirl the powder in the water and let it sit for a few minutes to settle before feeding, which is honestly so annoying when you've a screaming infant demanding food right that second, but it actually did make a massive difference in his nighttime gas.
When you think it's their stomach but it's actually their mouth
Fast forward three years, and I had Maya. At around four months old, she started doing the exact same arching, crying, fussy routine that Leo did. I immediately went back into Gas Eradication Mode. Pumping the legs. Swirling the bottles. Googling infant probiotics.
Turns out, it wasn't her stomach at all. It was her teeth. Or rather, her gums getting ready for teeth.
She was gnawing on her fists constantly, drooling everywhere, and in the process, she was swallowing so much excess saliva and air that it was giving her secondary gas. The root cause was teething discomfort, which we totally missed because we were so fixated on her digestion.
Dan ended up ordering the Crochet Deer Rattle Teething Toy from Kianao, mostly because he watched some terrifying documentary on Netflix about microplastics and suddenly decided all our plastic baby toys were toxic. But honestly? This thing became my holy grail product.
It has this untreated natural wooden ring that provides just the right amount of hard resistance for sore gums, and Maya was absolutely obsessed with the little crocheted deer head. Because she finally had something safe and substantial to chew on instead of her own hands, she stopped gulping so much air, which magically fixed the "gas" problem we thought we had. Plus, it's 100% organic cotton. I know this because she once dropped it directly into a muddy puddle at the park, I threw it in the wash on delicate, and it survived perfectly.
By the way, if you're deep in the trenches of figuring out what safe stuff to really put in your kid's mouth, you should probably browse Kianao's teething collection before you buy another weird plastic thing from Amazon.
Surviving the transition to actual food
Just when you think you've conquered the newborn gas phase, they hit six months old and you start feeding them solid foods. Suddenly, sweet potatoes enter the chat. Broccoli enters the chat. And the gas returns with a vengeance.

At least when they're eating solids, they're sitting upright, which helps the air escape naturally. During this phase, mealtime is a disaster of flying purees. We started using the Baby Silicone Plate with the Bear design, which has a suction cup base that genuinely works, so Maya couldn't throw her beans across the room when her stomach rumbled.
We also had to teach them how to drink water. Dan bought the Silicone Mug Set from Kianao to help transition off bottles. They're... fine? Like, they definitely stop the kids from gulping massive pockets of air the way they do with hard plastic sippy cups, which is great for the gas situation. The soft silicone edge is nice on their teeth. But if I'm being entirely honest, Maya still managed to dump half of her water down her shirt because the spill-resistant design is no match for a determined toddler shaking it upside down to see what happens. Still, the material is safe and completely BPA-free, so whatever. You win some, you lose some.
When to honestly call the doctor (and not just text your mom)
Obviously, I'm just a mom on the internet drinking cold coffee, not a medical professional. But Dr. Miller did give me a very clear list of things that meant we needed to stop doing bicycle legs and honestly bring them into the clinic.
Gas is normal. Crying about gas is normal. But if their little stomach is rock hard and won't soften even after a bath, or if they've a fever, or if you see blood in their poop—that's not just regular Tuesday night infant gas. Same goes for projectile vomiting. Spitting up a little milk is fine, but if it's flying across the room *Exorcist*-style, you need to call the pediatrician.
Otherwise? You're probably just dealing with a tiny human whose digestive system is still trying to figure out how to process food and air at the same time. It's messy, it's loud, and it's exhausting.
Skip the drops if they aren't working. Do the bicycle legs. Survive the night.
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The messy, real-life FAQ about baby gas
Do I give gas drops before or after they eat?
The bottle usually says you can do either, or mix it right into the formula. I always tried giving it right before a feed because if I tried to squirt it into Leo's mouth after he was full, he would just spit sticky berry syrup all over my shoulder. But honestly, since it just groups bubbles together in the stomach, doing it right after a feed when the air is actively trapped makes logical sense. Assuming you can get them to swallow it without a fight.
Can you give a baby too much simethicone?
According to my pediatrician, simethicone isn't absorbed into their bloodstream at all—it just passes straight through their digestive tract. Because of this, it's considered extremely safe, and most brands say you can give it up to 12 times a day. But seriously, if you're hitting 12 doses a day and your baby is still screaming, the drops aren't the answer and you need to look at changing formulas or checking for a milk allergy.
Why does my kid's stomach sound like a washing machine?
Because their intestines are brand new! I used to put my ear to Maya's belly and it literally sounded like a thunderstorm was happening in there. The gurgling and rumbling is just fluid and gas moving through a digestive system that has never had to do this job before. It sounds terrifying, but as long as they're pooping regularly and gaining weight, it's totally normal.
Do gripe water and gas drops do the same thing?
Nope. Gas drops are actual medicine (simethicone) meant to break up physical air bubbles. Gripe water is basically an herbal supplement—usually fennel, ginger, or chamomile—that's supposed to relax the stomach muscles to ease colic. Some parents swear by gripe water. I tried it once, Leo immediately threw it up all over my favorite rug, and we never touched it again.
How long does the newborn gas phase last?
For us, the absolute peak of the screaming-farting nightmare was around 6 to 8 weeks old. By the time they hit 3 or 4 months, their gut matures a lot, they get better at digesting, and they get way more mobile. Once they start rolling around and doing tummy time on their own, they basically squish the gas out of themselves automatically. Hang in there.





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