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Confessions of dressing my toddler in the teenage dirtbag trend

2:14 AM. The bedroom smells faintly of sour milk and desperation. The Wheatus audio loops on my screen for the forty-seventh time. I watch another exhausted mother transition from a photo of her wearing studded belts and smeared black eyeliner...

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Why The Phrase I'm The Joker Baby Sent Me Into A Late Night Panic

It was 2:14 AM. I know the exact time because the glowing red numbers on our kitchen microwave were burning into my retinas while I swayed back and forth, doing that desperate zombie-mom bounce. I was wearing my husband Mark's...

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Surviving The Baby Kitty Phase When Your Kid Decides To Meow

Sarah’s Honda hadn't even cleared the driveway before the transformation occurred. I was standing in the kitchen, tracking the ambient room temperature on the thermostat (a solid 68 degrees), when I heard a sound that I can only describe as...

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The Strange Toddler Phase Of Acting Like A Lost Feline

It's precisely 6:14 AM on a Tuesday, and I'm standing in my kitchen wearing a dressing gown that smells faintly of sour milk and defeat, watching my daughter Florence enthusiastically lick the skirting board. Her twin sister, Matilda, is aggressively...

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I Want My Baby Back Ribs: A Parent's Guide to BBQ Survival

The greatest lie ever sold to modern fathers is the myth of the Sunday Barbecue Patriarch. You know the bloke. He’s standing on a pristine patio holding a pair of silver tongs, staring thoughtfully into a massive matte-black smoker for...

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Dear Exhausted Mom: The Massive Lie About Sleeping Like a Baby

Dear Jess from six months ago, You’re currently sitting cross-legged on the linoleum floor of the laundry room at 3:14 AM, trying to fold a mountain of onesies with one hand while desperately swaying a screaming newborn in your other...

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Why "Love You Like A Love Song" Saved My Sanity (A Letter)

Dear Jess from last November. You're currently sitting on the peeling linoleum in the hallway, hiding from a four-month-old who's screaming like a tiny banshee because you put him on his stomach. The Texas heat is absolutely brutal outside, our...

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Why newborn babies come out covered in slippery cream cheese

The lights in the surgical theatre were violently bright, the machines were beeping in a rhythm that did absolutely nothing for my blood pressure, and I had been awake for approximately thirty-six hours. My wife was hidden behind a sterile...

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The "i just a baby" phase ruined my pediatric nursing degree

I'm staring at the digital clock on my breast pump. It's 3:14 AM in my freezing Chicago apartment, the wind off Lake Michigan is rattling the windowpanes, and I can't remember what a let-down reflex is. Four years of nursing...

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