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Red peeling baby ankles next to organic infant socks

The Truth About Organic Infant Socks (and Peeling Ankles)

I was sitting right on the cracked linoleum of my laundry room floor, holding a tiny, sweaty polyester sock in one hand and staring at my six-month-old's ankles in sheer panic. Beau, my oldest, was happily gnawing on a plastic...

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A tired father searching for a woodland fox baby blanket in the dark

Surviving The 3 AM Meltdown Over A Missing Blanket With Foxes

I'm currently on all fours under the sofa, using my phone's torch to illuminate a terrifying graveyard of crushed Wotsits, a rogue piece of Lego, and a dummy that has been missing since last Tuesday. It's 3:14 in the morning....

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Pediatric nurse evaluating the safety of a heavy fur blanket in a crib

The Brutal Truth About Fox Pelt Blankets in Your Baby's Nursery

When my mother-in-law's sister visited right after my daughter was born, she brought a genuine silver fox fur throw in a massive garment bag. She told me real pelts were the only way to keep winter babies properly insulated, citing...

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Twin toddlers wearing 1970s style organic cotton shirts and joggers

The utter chaos of dressing twins in retro kids clothes

My mother-in-law practically kicked our front door off its hinges last Tuesday to hand me a bin bag full of highly flammable, heavily synthetic 1984 baby rompers that my wife apparently wore, insisting the twins needed to wear them immediately....

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Tired mother holding a silicone teether and looking stressed

Why That Freezer Teether Ring Is Actually Making Your Baby Cry

It was three in the morning in the middle of a Chicago February. The kind of bitter cold that seeps right through the windowpanes and makes the old apartment radiator hiss like an angry cat. My toddler was cutting his...

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Marcus holding a baby who is aggressively chewing on a silicone nursing necklace

Why My Wife Wears a Nursing Necklace (And I Got Yelled At)

There was exactly one drop of blood on Sarah’s collarbone. It was Tuesday at 3:14 AM, the nursery temperature was holding steady at an best 69.2 degrees, and our then-five-month-old had decided that nursing was no longer a standard food-acquisition...

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Baby chewing on a chilled silicone teether while sitting in a high chair

Why That Ice-Solid Teething Toy Myth Needs to Die Immediately

It's 3 AM and you're staring into the abyss of your freezer. Next to the ancient bag of edamame and the breastmilk stash you're too paranoid to throw away, there's a plastic ring shaped like a starfish. It's frozen completely...

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Dad holding twin girls wearing knitted onesie sweaters in a London park

A Letter To Past Me About The Winter Onesie Sweater Situation

Dear Tom of six months ago. You're currently standing by the radiator in the front room of our freezing London flat, staring at your hands. The boiler is making that ominous clunking sound again, Alice is attempting to eat a...

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Toddler boy wearing a thick knit sweater sitting in a car seat

The Puffy Coat Meltdown and the Magic of Toddler Boys Sweaters

It was 7:14 AM on a Tuesday, heavily sleeting, and I was standing in our driveway wearing one of my husband’s old flannel shirts that smelled faintly of stale coffee and desperation. Leo, who was three at the time, was...

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