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A pile of baby clothes on a changing table in the middle of the night

Why most kids' clothes are actually a trap disguised as cute

It was 2:13 a.m. in the middle of a brutal Chicago February. The thermostat claimed it was sixty-eight degrees, but the nursery felt like a meat locker. I was holding my screaming son at arm's length because he was covered...

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Mother dressing baby girl in an organic long sleeve bodysuit on a changing table

Surviving Chicago Winters With a Long Sleeve Baby Girl Bodysuit

I'm standing by the changing table in our drafty apartment. It's mid-November, the wind is howling off Lake Michigan, and my six-day-old daughter is screaming. She looks like a furious, wrinkled potato. My mother had lovingly shipped a box of...

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A confused dad staring at a massive pile of plain white baby bodysuits

Debugging the Base Layer: A Dad’s Guide to Bodysuit Blanks

Before my son was born, I received three distinct pieces of base-layer advice that completely crashed my internal logic board. My mother insisted I needed to wrap the baby in three layers of fleece because our Portland house is drafty....

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Half-finished knitted baby sweater on a wooden table next to a coffee mug

Why My First Baby Cardigan Knitting Pattern Was A Total Disaster

We were somewhere between Waco and Austin on I-35 when the screaming reached a pitch I didn't even know a human vocal cord could produce. I made my husband pull the truck over into a Buc-ee's parking lot, scrambled into...

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A slightly tangled ball of organic baby yarn next to a wooden teething ring

The great fluffy lie (and why I started googling babywolle kaufen)

The parcel arrived on a wet Tuesday, smelling faintly of lavender and aggressively good intentions. Great Aunt Muriel had knitted the twins matching cardigans. I pulled the first one out of the tissue paper and immediately realised we had a...

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A tired dad trying to dress a newborn baby in a white organic cotton wrap shirt.

Why The Infant Kimono Top Saved My Sanity With Newborn Twins

Don't, under any circumstances, attempt to pull a high-street cotton bodysuit over the head of a three-day-old infant in the dark. I learned this on our second night home from the hospital, operating on a grand total of forty-two minutes...

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11-month-old baby chewing on the collar of a navy blue baby tee while holding a wooden teether

My kid's favorite chew toy is a blue baby tee (a survival guide)

Tuesday, 2:14 PM. It's aggressively raining in Portland, which is our baseline, but what isn't standard is the sheer volume of fluid currently exiting my 11-month-old's mouth. I'm sitting on the living room rug, watching him systematically destroy a perfectly...

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Baby boy crawling on a rug in a soft green organic cotton jumpsuit with front pockets

Decoding the Organic Baby Boy Jumpsuit: A Tired Dad's Field Notes

Dear Marcus from six months ago. Right now, you're standing over the changing table at 3:14 AM. You're sweating in the drafty Portland winter air. Leo is screaming with the exact pitch and intensity of a dial-up modem trying to...

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Small organic cotton premature baby clothing laid out next to a standard newborn size.

What Size Are Preemie Clothes: Former NICU Nurse Explains

You're standing in the fluorescent glare of the hospital gift shop, staring at a rack of doll-sized onesies. Your breast pump is humming quietly in a bag on your shoulder, vibrating against your ribs. You hold a standard newborn outfit...

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