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Dad trying to figure out a baby boy haircut at home with scissors

The great sweet potato incident and surviving baby boy haircuts

My wife Sarah was holding a spoonful of mashed sweet potato like a hostage negotiator, while I hovered over the high chair wielding a pair of poultry shears. Our son was completely oblivious, thrashing his head to some internal rhythm...

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Stressed mom looking at her phone searching for local baby care options

Finding Good Baby Care Near Me: A Mom's Honest Survival Guide

I was sitting in the driver's seat of our 2014 Honda CRVβ€”which my husband affectionately calls the baby car because it smells permanently of sour milk and crushed Cheeriosβ€”crying into my steering wheel. My oldest was exactly three weeks old,...

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Baby lifting chest on a wooden play gym mat during tummy time

The Truth About Baby Cobra: Tummy Time Pushes and Insurance Panic

I was sitting at the kitchen table, staring at a stack of medical bills and listening to hold music from my insurance provider, while my four-month-old was face-planted on the rug trying to lift his unnervingly heavy head. The biggest...

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Tired mom holding a ruined baby daisy patterned bodysuit in a dark nursery

The 3 AM hostage negotiation and the baby daisy aesthetic

The digital clock on the dresser said 3:14 AM. The wind coming off Lake Michigan was rattling the bedroom window, but that wasn't what woke me. It was the distinct, unmistakable sound of a bodily fluid breaching containment. I stood...

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Confused mom looking at crypto charts instead of actual baby and dog safety tips.

The Truth About Baby Doge Coin & Real Pet Safety With Infants

The glare from my phone screen was absolutely blinding at 2:13 in the morning while I was trapped under thirty-two pounds of sleeping toddler and nursing my newest arrival in our creaky nursery glider. I was just trying to do...

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A wooden play gym sitting on a living room floor next to a discarded smartphone

The Autocomplete Trap And Keeping Kids Off The Weird Internet

My phone slipped out of my hand and hit the kitchen tile at exactly 2:14 p.m. yesterday. I was trying to type baby doll into a search bar to find a birthday gift for my niece. The internet, in its...

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A smartphone showing a mobile game next to a baby building block.

The Microtransaction Trap: My Nephew and the Baby Dragon Evo

I was elbow-deep in a Level 4 diaper blowout when my ten-year-old nephew, visiting from Seattle, leaned into the blast radius and asked if I could spot him twenty bucks for a baby dragon evo. I froze, holding a soiled...

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Jess holding a squirmy baby while trying to apply thick moisturizing ointment to angry red patches.

My Honest Baby Eczema Cream Routine That Finally Let Us Sleep

It was 2:14 in the morning, the cicadas were screaming outside our Texas window, and I was sitting on the nursery floor watching my oldest son, Beau, turn his own face into a literal crime scene. He was maybe four...

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A messy toddler happily eating oven baked baby back ribs in a high chair wearing a waterproof silicone bib during lunch

Naptime Savior: The Only Baby Back Ribs Recipe Oven Guide You Need

It's exactly 1:14 PM on a random Tuesday, and I'm standing in the middle of my kitchen holding a massive rack of raw pork. I'm wearing the gray sweatpants with the mysterious bleach stain on the left thigh, I haven't...

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