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Tired dad looking at a baby photo album surrounded by baby toys

The hilariously chaotic quest to find a safe lil baby album

I was sitting in the dark at half past midnight on a Tuesday, entirely covered in what I deeply hoped was just pureed parsnip from dinner, trying to complete a simple parental task. The twins, Florence and Matilda, had finally...

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Tired dad looking up the viral baby naming trend while holding an 11-month-old.

The Kelce Taylor Baby Trend and What Postpartum Really Takes

My phone was vibrating violently against the armrest while I attempted to balance a screaming two-week-old on my forearm like a very angry, leaky football. On the cracked screen were three unread messages offering wildly contradictory instructions on how to...

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Tired mom looking at a smartphone surrounded by baby products and laundry

Navigating the Overwhelming Baby Industry Without Losing Your Mind

I'm currently staring at a mountain of mismatched Paw Patrol socks on my living room floor, trying to fold laundry before my toddler wakes up, and my phone just buzzed with a notification from a parenting app I forgot I...

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An exhausted dad holding an iPad away from a frustrated kid while a baby crawls nearby.

How to Get Baby Nessie in Fisch (Without Ruining Your Weekend)

My living room currently sounds like a server room during a distributed denial-of-service attack, except the alarms are just my wife's nine-year-old nephew, Leo, aggressively clicking a mouse, while my eleven-month-old daughter aggressively hits a wooden block against the coffee...

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A messy living room floor covered in dried baby's breath flower stems

The Boho Decor Disaster: Why Baby's Breath Flowers and Toddlers Clash

I was halfway through positioning a wicker basket that cost more than my first car when I noticed one of the twins chewing thoughtfully on what looked like a dried twig. We were attempting a DIY first-birthday photoshoot in our...

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Sarah drinking lukewarm coffee while looking stressed at a baby weight chart printout.

Dear Past Me: Please Stop Stressing Over the Baby Weight Chart

I was cleaning out my messy Google Drive about 6 months agoβ€”looking for a recipe I never ended up makingβ€”and I found a draft of a letter I had started writing to my past self. I was looking at old...

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Tired dad holding a glowing smartphone and a tiny plastic medicine syringe

The Midnight Maths of Baby Fever Medicine

The iPhone torch was wedged firmly between my teeth, casting a terrifying Blair Witch underglow across the nursery while I squinted at a tiny, sticky plastic syringe. It was 3:14 AM. Twin A was screaming in a pitch that vibrated...

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A tired father awkwardly trying to squeeze a very chubby baby into a standard infant car seat.

The absolute physical reality of raising a genuinely big baby

I'm standing in the middle of our dimly lit bedroom, sweating through a t-shirt, attempting to pull a cotton sleepsuit over my daughter's left thigh. The label, stitched with mocking delicacy, reads 'Up to 1 Month'. As I try to...

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A tired mom holding a coffee and an organic cotton baby onesie in a city apartment.

Mom Truths: Those Brooklyn Baby Lana Del Rey Lyrics Explained

It was 2017. Maya was roughly six months old, and I was sitting on the severely scratched hardwood floor of our third-floor walk-up in Park Slope. My hair was twisted into a greasy topknot that was probably 40 percent dry...

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