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Sleep deprived millennial mom holding a silicone finger brush and cold coffee

Dear Past Me: Everything I Wish I Knew About Cleaning A Tiny Tongue

Dear Past Sarah, It's 2 AM on a Tuesday. You're sitting on the living room rug, wearing that ancient Nirvana baby t-shirt from high school—yes, the one with the bleach hole near the hem—and you're frantically shining your iPhone flashlight...

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Upset baby with white patches on tongue refusing a bottle from mom

When You Realize That Milk on Your Baby's Tongue is Actually Thrush

It was 3:14 AM. I know the exact time because I had been staring at the glowing green numbers on our digital alarm clock while my oldest, Leo—who was roughly six weeks old at the time—screamed into my collarbone. I...

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A stressed mom holding a cold coffee while scrolling baby sitter profiles

How I Survived The Hunt For A Baby Sitter Without Losing My Mind

It was 11:42 PM on a Tuesday and I was wearing Dave's oversized grey college sweatpants that had a questionable bleach stain on the left knee from a laundry incident we don't discuss. I was hunched over the kitchen island,...

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The Barefoot Myth and Why You Actually Need Baby Slippers

It was 2018, and I was standing in a ridiculously overpriced baby boutique in downtown Seattle wearing leggings that hadn't seen the inside of a washing machine in at least a week. I was holding my lukewarm vanilla latte in...

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A messy baby wearing a bib while eating pureed shrimp and avocado mix.

The Absolute Terror Of Feeding Your Baby Shrimp For The First Time

I was standing over the kitchen sink at exactly 8:14 AM on a Tuesday, wearing sweatpants that definitely had three-day-old oatmeal on the thigh, aggressively staring at a single, grey, frozen crustacean. My husband Mark was hovering over my shoulder...

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Marcus holding an 11-month-old baby next to a smartphone showing a viral internet meme

The Fat Chinese Baby Meme and My Newborn Overfeeding Panic

I'm sitting in the dark at 2:14 AM, the harsh glow of my smartphone illuminating a fresh patch of spit-up on my gray hoodie. My 11-month-old son is asleep in his crib, breathing perfectly normally, while I'm deep-diving into the...

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Mom holding a slightly feverish baby and checking temperature with a digital thermometer

The Late-Night Panic: When to Actually Worry About Your Baby's Fever

It's two in the morning and your hand is hovering over your sleeping kid's forehead like a malfunctioning drone. You finally make contact. They feel hot. Not just warm, but radiating heat like the exposed pipe in my old Wrigleyville...

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Tired mom holding a baby bottle while looking at measuring lines in the kitchen

Formula Milk For Baby 0-6 Months Quantity: A Real Mom's Guide

I was standing in my kitchen at 2:14 AM with my oldest son, Carter, squinting at the tiny faded red lines on the side of a plastic bottle under the microwave light. I had formula powder literally stuck to my...

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A tired mom holding a baby while a large dog looks on from the couch

Furry Babies: Managing Pets, Pretend Play, and Tiny Humans

I was standing on my front porch sweating through my postpartum pads, clutching my three-day-old son like he was a live grenade, while my 80-pound lab mix, Buster, hurled his entire body against the glass storm door. The dog was...

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