Magazine

baby audiobaby carebaby sleepinfant sleepparenthood
A wooden play gym next to a screen-free audio player on a rug

The Great Baby Audio Lie We All Fell For (And What Works)

It was 3:14 AM on a Tuesday in November, and I was standing perfectly still in the dead center of Maya’s nursery wearing a pair of maternity fleece pants that had a massive hole in the left thigh, terrified to...

Read more

1-month-oldbaby caredigestionnewbornparenting tips
Pediatric nurse mom showing realistic baby gas relief techniques.

The 3 AM pediatric nurse guide to surviving baby gas relief

The radiator is hissing in our Chicago apartment and my phone says it's 3:14 in the morning. My infant son is currently executing a flawless crunchy-frog maneuver on the changing table. His knees are pinned tight to his chest. His...

Read more

baby careboy mominfant caremillennialmotherhoodparenting anxiety
Sarah holding a coffee mug while sitting next to a baby in an organic cotton bodysuit

The Messy, Exhausting Truth About What It Takes To Adopt A Baby

I was sitting on the cold hexagonal bathroom tiles at 2:14 AM. The laptop was actually burning my thighs through Dave's gray Villanova sweatpants—the ones with the weird bleach stain on the knee from 2018. I had consumed three cups...

Read more

baby careinfant healthlondon dadnew bornparenting anxietyparenting humor
A tired father attempting to trim his sleeping baby's nails using a camping headlamp

The 3AM Headlamp Operation: Surviving The Infant Nail Care Phase

I'm hovering over Maya's cot like a deeply unqualified jewel thief. It's 3:14 AM. I'm wearing a 400-lumen camping headlamp, holding my breath so hard my vision is blurring, and my hands are hovering over a sleeping toddler with a...

Read more

baby careeco-friendlyfourth trimesternewbornorganic baby clothesparenting humor
Exhausted mom holding a onesie covered in a mysterious yellow stain while a baby sleeps peacefully.

The Only Newborn Outfits You Actually Need (And What to Burn)

It was 3:14 AM on a Tuesday, and the window AC unit in our bedroom was fighting a losing battle against the Texas humidity. I was dripping in postpartum night sweats, sitting cross-legged on the rug in my mesh hospital...

Read more

Babybaby carebaby feedingparenting humorpet safety
A messy baby bull phase with a bulldog staring at pureed carrots

Surviving the Baby Bull Phase: Blenders, Bulldogs, and Purees

I was standing in my kitchen wearing yesterday's yoga pants, staring at a splatter of neon orange sweet potato on my ceiling while our rescue pit mix tried to lick the matching orange stain off my six-month-old's foot. The myth...

Read more

baby carebaby healthbaby skincareeczemaorganic cottonparenting tips
A tired mom holding an empty jar of baby cream in a dim nursery

Why we panic over California Baby and 3 AM skin rashes

Three in the morning on a Tuesday in January. The radiator in my Chicago apartment is clanking like an asthmatic tractor. My toddler is doing the dreaded scratch-dance against the crib rails, sounding like someone dragging sandpaper across a chalkboard....

Read more

baby careinfant safetyparenting humorpediatriciantoddler behavior
A pregnant mother and partner holding a fan and a baby teether

The Jason Kelce Baby Playbook: What Fainting Dads And Feral Toddler...

Before my daughter was born, my mother-in-law told me to keep her head covered indoors so the wind wouldn't enter her ears. The lactation consultant at the hospital told me skin-to-skin contact would solve my latch issues, my sleep deprivation,...

Read more

baby carenewbornorganic clothingparenting humorsafety tips
Hospital bag and car seat ready for the jj mccarthy baby arrival

Dear pregnant Priya: What the jj mccarthy baby news taught me

I'm writing this to you from the floor of the nursery at three in the morning while the breast pump makes a sound like a dying asthmatic robot. You're six months pregnant right now, probably sitting on the couch with...

Read more