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Mom holding a coffee cup while looking at a baby boutique clothing display.

Dear Past Me: The Real Truth About That Local Baby Boutique

Dear Sarah from exactly six months ago. I'm writing this to you because I know exactly where you're standing right now. You're in the middle of the fluorescent-lit hellscape of a massive big-box store's baby section, and you're sweating profusely...

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Diane Keaton holding a baby in the 1987 movie Baby Boom next to a modern exhausted mom

Why Watching Baby Boom As A Parent Feels Like A Personal Attack

It’s 10:43 PM on a Tuesday, and I'm sitting on the left side of my couch wearing college sweatpants that have a literal hole in the knee and a maternity bra that I haven’t actually needed for two years but...

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Exhausted mom holding her sleeping newborn in a dim nursery

Let's talk about the newborn reality check with your baby baby

Listen. It's three in the morning and the white noise machine is making a rhythmic thumping sound that my sleep-deprived brain has somehow translated into that ancient baby baby justin bieber song. I'm staring at the ceiling fan, calculating exactly...

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Mom looking exhausted while scrolling through a baby list on her phone

How to Build Your Amazon Registry Baby List Without Losing It

I was thirty-two weeks pregnant with my oldest, Beau, sitting on the faux-wood laminate floor of our tiny rental house, sobbing hysterically because the internet told me I needed a three-hundred-dollar wipe warmer. The nearest big-box store was a forty-five-minute...

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A baby girl wearing a simple organic cotton bodysuit sitting on a messy living room rug.

The Brutal Truth About Dressing a Baby Girl (Without Losing Your Mind)

I was sitting on the floor of my living room at eight months pregnant with my oldest, surrounded by a mountain of pink tulle, microscopic denim jackets, and bodysuits with more buttons than a Victorian corset. My baby shower had...

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Mother scrolling phone in dark nursery holding a sleeping baby

Surviving the baby markt: what I bought versus what actually works

The screen brightness is turned all the way down to a sliver, but it still burns my retinas. It's 3:14 in the morning. I'm trapped under a sleeping ten-pound dictator who will wake up if I shift my left leg...

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A tired mom drinking cold coffee while her infant sits in a mechanical swaying seat in the living room.

Dear Past Jess: The Brutal Truth About That Graco Baby Swing

It's 2:14 AM. You're sitting on the edge of the guest bed in your milk-stained maternity sweatpants, desperately scrolling the internet with your phone brightness turned all the way down so you don't wake the toddler in the next room....

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A pregnant mom sitting on her bed looking at early ultrasound photos trying to figure out the timeline.

When Does a Baby Have a Heartbeat? The Real Truth From a Mom

I'm sitting on the cold bathroom tile at two in the morning, seven-ish weeks pregnant with my oldest son, covered in cheap aloe vera gel I panic-bought on Amazon. I'm aggressively jabbing a forty-dollar plastic at-home fetal doppler into my...

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Pregnant woman holding an iced coffee looking down at her bump in confusion

When do you feel baby move: The messy timeline

I was exactly eighteen weeks pregnant with Maya, standing in the middle of a Target aisle wearing oversized maternity jeans that kept sliding down my hips, when my phone vibrated three times in a row. I had one hand clutching...

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