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Clueless dad staring at a disassembled baby food maker on a kitchen counter

Troubleshooting Purees: My Hunt for the Best Baby Food Maker

It was 1:14 AM and I was holding a tactical flashlight to the water reservoir of a $150 baby appliance. I had my phone camera zoomed in to 3x magnification, trying to verify if the cluster of black specks inside...

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A dad checking the temperature of baked ribs next to a messy baby in a high chair.

A Dad's Guide to Oven Baked Baby Back Ribs for BLW Beginners

I'm currently staring at a massive slab of raw pork on my kitchen counter while managing three very different, very aggressive text threads. My mother is suggesting I boil the meat until it turns into a gray, flavorless paste and...

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Messy highchair tray with safe smashed baby potatoes for a weaning infant.

Why My First Smashed Baby Potatoes Were a Complete Disaster

I was literally chiseling carbonized potato skins off my one good baking sheet with a butter knife when I realized the internet had completely lied to me again. It was 2019, my oldest son Beau was about eight months old,...

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A messy toddler happily eating oven baked baby back ribs in a high chair wearing a waterproof silicone bib during lunch

Naptime Savior: The Only Baby Back Ribs Recipe Oven Guide You Need

It's exactly 1:14 PM on a random Tuesday, and I'm standing in the middle of my kitchen holding a massive rack of raw pork. I'm wearing the gray sweatpants with the mysterious bleach stain on the left thigh, I haven't...

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Sarah holding a cup of cold coffee next to an adult dining scarf and a silicone suction bowl

Dear Sarah: What I Wish I Knew Earlier About Bibs for Adults

Dear Sarah from last November, You're currently sitting at your mother-in-law's dining room table. It's exactly 3:14 PM on a Tuesday, and you're wearing those grey Target sweatpants that have a mysterious bleach stain on the left knee from when...

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Dad holding a cooked baby back rib bone next to a messy 11-month-old baby

Navigating Spare Ribs vs Baby Back Ribs With An 11-Month-Old

I was halfway through a surprisingly decent potato salad at my buddy Dave’s backyard cookout in Southeast Portland when I looked over and saw him handing my 11-month-old daughter a massive, sauce-drenched pork rib. My brain basically threw a fatal...

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My kitchen floor covered in mashed sweet potatoes and a silicone plate.

When Can Babies Eat Solid Food Without Ruining My Life

It was 3:14 AM on a Tuesday, and I was sitting in the dark nursery wearing a nursing tank that smelled strongly of sour milk and desperation. Leo, my oldest, was four months old and currently latched onto me like...

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Mom looking tired next to a pile of dirty blender parts and baby food jars

Is That Tiny Baby Nutribullet Actually Worth Your Counter Space?

I was standing in my kitchen staring at a raw sweet potato like it had personally offended me, completely paralyzed by the sheer volume of conflicting advice I’d received in the last forty-eight hours. My mother-in-law had just been leaning...

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A dining table covered in spilled soup with a silicone baby bowl

The Butternut Squash Disaster and Finding Decent Adult Bibs

It's 6:14 PM on a Thursday. My kitchen smells like roasted garlic and sheer desperation. I'm wearing a gray hoodie with a mystery stain on the sleeve that I'm just telling everyone is toothpaste but it's definitely yogurt from two...

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