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The Day My Toddler Tried to Befriend a Venomous Garden Reptile

My left boot was entirely submerged in a rather grim Devonshire puddle when I realised the funny green stick Florence was aggressively waving at her sister possessed eyes. It's a very specific type of adrenaline that hits you when you're...

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Surviving the Meltdown: How a Baby Shark PNG Saved My Sanity

The spaghetti water is foaming over the edge of the pot, the dog is rage-barking at the UPS guy, and my three-year-old is lying face-down on the kitchen linoleum. I'm standing there with a wooden spoon in one hand and...

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Why a baby jaguar book fixed our worst speech therapy meltdowns

We were sitting on the living room rug surrounded by flashcards when he just stopped trying. My toddler had his mouth open, a tiny little gasp of air caught in his throat, his face turning a blotchy red while he...

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Surviving The Absolute Carnage Of The Modern Envy Baby Phase

At precisely 2:14 PM last Tuesday, Florence made the fatal mistake of looking at a blue plastic cup. She didn't touch the cup. She didn't even point her sticky, jam-covered finger at the cup. She merely glanced at it with...

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