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Mom looking shocked at a tablet screen while her toddler plays with wooden toys on the floor.

The Baby Fairy is a Villain Manhwa Is Definitely Not for Kids

I was sitting on the sticky playroom floor last Tuesday, nursing my youngest while trying to fish a dried Cheerio out of my hair, when my oldest son Carter casually peered over my shoulder at my iPad. I had just...

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Mom cleaning up a spilled dark craft beer next to a baby play mat and scattered wooden toys.

Dear Past Jess: What You Need to Know About Sweet Baby Jesus Beer

I'm currently sitting on the floor of the den with a bottle of carpet cleaner in one hand and a rag in the other, aggressively scrubbing a dark, sticky stain out of the rug while my one-year-old screams from the...

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Stressed dad looking out at a backyard wooden deck with a baby monitor

When the Backyard Becomes a Skunk Nursery (And How We Survived)

At exactly 2:14 AM on a Tuesday, I was sitting in the dark, compiling a massive block of legacy code, when I smelled it. It wasn't the usual Portland ambient scent of wet pine needles and artisanal coffee. It smelled...

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Seven year old girl smiling to show the gap from her first lost front tooth

The Bloody, Wobbly Truth About When Kids Lose Their Baby Teeth

It was Tuesday morning. 6:14 AM to be exact. I was standing in the kitchen staring blindly at the coffee maker, wearing a vintage 90s baby tee that had somehow shrunk in the wash to the size of a napkin...

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A stressed mom holding a baby card and a spilled iced coffee in the greeting card aisle

A Letter To Myself: Stop Buying Crap and Write a Better Baby Card

Dear Sarah from last October, You're currently standing in the greeting card aisle at the Target on Route 17, wearing those black leggings with the mysterious yogurt stain on the left knee, holding an iced oat milk latte that's aggressively...

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Dad trying to buckle a newborn baby boy into a car seat while holding a tiny denim jacket

The Denim Jacket Mistake and the Baby Boy Coming Home Outfit

The discharge nurse didn’t say anything out loud, but her eyebrows did a full 180-degree rotation when I pulled the miniature rigid denim jacket out of our hospital bag. It was hour 48 of being a father, I had consumed...

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Pregnant bridesmaid wearing a light blue dress while holding an iced coffee

Baby Blue Bridesmaid Dresses: The Pregnant & Nursing Mom Guide

I was physically trapped inside a chiffon prison. I was seven months pregnant with Leo, sweating profusely in a tiny bridal boutique fitting room that smelled heavily of vanilla aerosol spray, and my husband Dave was standing on the other...

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Mother looking at a smartphone with a concerned expression in a dim living room

Why A Baby Ashlee Telegram Search Is A Huge Red Flag For Parents

The glowing screen of my twelve-year-old nephew's borrowed iPad illuminated my dark living room at two in the morning. My toddler was going through an absolute nightmare of a sleep regression, and I just needed to cast a ten-hour brown...

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Mother sitting on the floor playing with her toddler using wooden toys instead of a digital screen.

Protecting Kids from the Baby Animals Porn Man Search Threat

I used to think you could just hand a toddler a tablet, toggle the little settings menu to 'preschool age,' and walk away to make a cup of chai in peace. I genuinely believed the tech companies had it all...

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