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Tired mom trying to stealth feed a sleeping baby in a dark room

The Messy Truth About Trying to Dream Feed Baby Every Night

My foot found the only rogue plastic dinosaur left on the rug at 10:43 PM. I bit my lip so hard I tasted copper, balancing a warm bottle of pumped milk in my left hand while trying not to breathe...

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Frustrated mom looking at different gallons of water in the grocery store aisle

The Real Truth About Distilled and Purified Water for Baby Formula

It was 3:17 AM, and I was standing in my kitchen in nothing but an oversized t-shirt and postpartum mesh underwear, staring dead-eyed at a pot of boiling tap water. My oldestβ€”who's now five and serves almost entirely as a...

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Exhausted mom in hospital bed staring at newborn baby yawning

So, Can Your Newborn Really Be Born With Teeth? (My Freakout)

The biggest, most universally accepted myth about giving birth is that you're going to be handed this perfect, squishy, entirely gummy little blob of a human. I fully believed this. I thought I had at least six solid months of...

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Pediatric nurse's reality check on having a baby and postpartum life

The Brutal Reality Behind the Romantic Let's Have a Baby Idea

I'm standing in the kitchen at 3 a.m. scraping dried spit-up off my shoulder while my husband snores from the guest bedroom. Four years ago he pulled out a ring on a beach in Mexico and whispered marry me let's...

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A tired mom holding a coffee mug while her baby plays on a wooden play gym.

Why Chasing the Myth of the Unicorn Baby Nearly Ruined My First Year

It was 3:14 AM on a Tuesday, and I was sitting on the floor of the nursery in a tragically stained Nirvana t-shirt that smelled heavily of sour milk and desperation. Maya was three months old, and she was screaming....

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A stressed mom holding a baby card and a spilled iced coffee in the greeting card aisle

A Letter To Myself: Stop Buying Crap and Write a Better Baby Card

Dear Sarah from last October, You're currently standing in the greeting card aisle at the Target on Route 17, wearing those black leggings with the mysterious yogurt stain on the left knee, holding an iced oat milk latte that's aggressively...

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Dad trying to buckle a newborn baby boy into a car seat while holding a tiny denim jacket

The Denim Jacket Mistake and the Baby Boy Coming Home Outfit

The discharge nurse didn’t say anything out loud, but her eyebrows did a full 180-degree rotation when I pulled the miniature rigid denim jacket out of our hospital bag. It was hour 48 of being a father, I had consumed...

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Exhausted mom holding a coffee while her baby sleeps on her chest on the couch

Real Geschenk fΓΌr Mutter zur Geburt: What Moms Actually Want

Before I had my son Leo, three completely different people cornered me with their brilliant gifting strategies for my impending motherhood. My sweet but clinically insane coworker Susan handed me this massive, scratchy, hot-pink tulle tutu in the breakroom and...

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A soft babydecke merinowolle draped over a crib rail next to a half-empty coffee mug

The Truth About Why Every Parent Needs a Babydecke Merinowolle

It was a Tuesday, I think. Honestly, those first few weeks are a blurry hallucination, but I remember I was wearing my black maternity leggingsβ€”the ones with a faint spit-up stain on the left knee that had been there since...

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