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A confused dad staring at his phone while pushing an empty stroller in a park.

Angebote Kinderwagen: A Tech Dad's Guide to Debugging Baby Transport

"Don't spend more than $200, they just poop in it anyway," my brother-in-law told me over a hazy IPA at a brewery in the Pearl District, gesturing vaguely at his toddler who was currently eating a coaster. Literally the next...

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Stressed dad looking at a car seat manual in the driveway.

My Bamby Baby Store Wake-Up Call: Why I Stopped Hacking Gear

I was wedged upside down in the backseat of my Subaru Outback, rain streaking the windows, sweating through a t-shirt in forty-degree Portland weather. My phone was propped precariously on the center console, playing a grainy YouTube tutorial at 1.5x...

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Mom making a baby bottle in the middle of the night with a formula dispenser.

Real Talk: How to Score a Baby Brezza Discount Code Today

It was 3:14 in the morning, the dog was barking because the baby was screaming like a banshee, and my hand was shaking so badly I dumped a scoop of expensive formula powder directly onto the kitchen floor instead of...

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Jess folding a mountain of essential baby and toddler equipment lumolog style in her Texas living room

My Essential Baby and Toddler Equipment Lumolog Guide

I was exactly eight months pregnant with my oldest, sitting on the floor of what used to be my craft room, sobbing into a plastic wipe warmer. My husband had just spent three hours trying to assemble a baby swing...

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A dad looking confused while holding an Allen wrench next to a half-assembled wooden crib.

Why I Went Down a Late-Night Rabbit Hole About Crib Scandals

I was holding a 20-volt DeWalt impact driver in one hand and a piece of splintered, ostensibly non-toxic mahogany in the other when my wife gently suggested from the doorway that I was "doing it wrong." It was a Tuesday...

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Messy pile of baby blankets with one premium merino wool blanket on top

Why a Babydecke aus Merinowolle is the Only Blanket You Actually Need

I was standing over my washing machine at two in the morning, holding a gorgeous, expensive baby blanket that smelled faintly of sour milk, entirely terrified to hit the start button. The care tag was entirely in German, covered in...

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A toddler wearing soft leather baby cowgirl boots while playing outdoors.

The Truth About Baby Cowgirl Boots (And My Epic Buying Mistakes)

It was October 2018. I was standing in my kitchen wearing a pair of violently mustard-colored corduroy overalls that I thought made me look like a cool Brooklyn mom but actually made me look like a giant toddler, chugging lukewarm...

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Frustrated mom looking at different gallons of water in the grocery store aisle

The Real Truth About Distilled and Purified Water for Baby Formula

It was 3:17 AM, and I was standing in my kitchen in nothing but an oversized t-shirt and postpartum mesh underwear, staring dead-eyed at a pot of boiling tap water. My oldestβ€”who's now five and serves almost entirely as a...

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Baby girl wearing a soft organic cotton flutter sleeve bodysuit for Easter

The Complete Dad Guide to Surviving Baby Girl Easter Outfits

The great tulle disaster of last month taught me a very hard lesson about infant formalwear. My wife was out with friends, and I decided to run a beta test on a highly structured, aggressively ruffled dress my mother-in-law sent...

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