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Twin baby girls wearing comfortable organic spring easter outfits

Choosing an Easter Outfit Baby Girl Twins Won't Immediately Destroy

My index finger was entirely trapped in a web of cheap, synthetic tulle, and Florence was screaming with the specific, piercing pitch of a kettle that has been left to boil for far too long. We were exactly twenty minutes...

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Why a Babydecke aus Merinowolle is the Only Blanket You Actually Need

I was standing over my washing machine at two in the morning, holding a gorgeous, expensive baby blanket that smelled faintly of sour milk, entirely terrified to hit the start button. The care tag was entirely in German, covered in...

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A tiny silicone open cup sitting on a messy high chair tray next to spilled water.

The Great Sippy Cup Betrayal: Finding A Safe Baby Cup That Works

I was sitting on my sister's beige sofaβ€”and really, who buys a beige sofa when they've a toddler and a dog?β€”at Thanksgiving a few years ago when the great cup wars began. I was holding Leo, who was exactly six...

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A toddler wearing soft leather baby cowgirl boots while playing outdoors.

The Truth About Baby Cowgirl Boots (And My Epic Buying Mistakes)

It was October 2018. I was standing in my kitchen wearing a pair of violently mustard-colored corduroy overalls that I thought made me look like a cool Brooklyn mom but actually made me look like a giant toddler, chugging lukewarm...

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The Truth About Baby Clams: A Panicked Parent's Feeding Guide

My mother-in-law firmly believes that giving any form of seafood to a child under the age of five will result in instant, spontaneous combustion. Meanwhile, a bloke I met at the playground in Greenwichβ€”who was wearing barefoot shoes and feeding...

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Tired mom sitting in a modern baby recliner in a nursery room

Why Your Back Deserves a Real Baby Recliner (And What to Skip)

It was 3:14 AM, and I was glued to an antique wooden rocking chair that my mother-in-law graciously insisted we use for our firstborn. Jackson, who's now five and is my permanent cautionary tale for basically every parenting mistake I’ve...

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A stylish gender-neutral baby shower setup with earth tones and wooden toys

Why our gender-neutral baby shower actually saved my sanity

I was standing in a stranger’s kitchen in Hackney, trying to discreetly spit out a bright blue cupcake that tasted distinctly of Smurf and regret, when I realised everything I believed about the modern baby shower was entirely wrong. Before...

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Tracking Down a December 9th Beanie Baby is Total Madness

It started, as most of my parenting anxieties do, with a casual comment over a lukewarm flat white. When the twins were approaching their birthday, my mother-in-law declared I simply had to find a plush toy with their exact birth...

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To Past Jess: What to Know About That September 24th Birthday Plush

Dear Jess of six months ago: Right now, you're sitting cross-legged on the sticky floor of the Goodwill on Highway 84, aggressively Googling plush toy birthdates while your youngest tries to eat a rogue Cheeto off your shoe. You just...

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