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What I Learned After Panicking Over Baby Lady Bugs

Whatever you do, please don't scream, snatch your eleven-month-old up like a football, and attempt to aggressively stomp a tiny, spiky, black-and-orange alien insect into the damp Portland mud while wearing your only clean pair of socks. I executed this...

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Why Bringing Home a Tiny Wild Bass is a Terrible Idea

There was a bright orange Home Depot bucket leaking murky, foul-smelling swamp water onto my kitchen tile, and my four-year-old, Beau, was standing over it like he’d just discovered gold. I had a baby on my hip, a load of...

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A bewildered dad looking at an 11-month-old baby covered in green pesto.

The Great Baby Pesto Disaster (And How To Actually Do It Right)

It was 6:42 PM on a Tuesday, and my kitchen looked like a lawnmower had exploded indoors. My wife was holding a wet washcloth, staring at me with that highly specific look she gets when I've confidently executed a task...

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When Your Baby Squirrel Is Good At Everything (Except Sleeping)

It was a Tuesday. 2:14 PM. I was standing in my kitchen wearing black leggings that hadn't seen the inside of a washing machine since the previous Thursday and a nursing bra that was basically just a loose suggestion of...

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The "Baby Three" Elf Plush Trend is Actually a Nightmare

It’s 7:14 AM on a Tuesday, and I'm standing in my kitchen wearing my husband Dave's college sweatshirt that has a highly questionable yogurt stain on the sleeve. I'm clutching a mug of lukewarm French roast like it’s a life...

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Stressed dad looking at a car seat manual in the driveway.

My Bamby Baby Store Wake-Up Call: Why I Stopped Hacking Gear

I was wedged upside down in the backseat of my Subaru Outback, rain streaking the windows, sweating through a t-shirt in forty-degree Portland weather. My phone was propped precariously on the center console, playing a grainy YouTube tutorial at 1.5x...

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How the Deko Babyparty Trend Saved Me From Pinterest Insanity

I was exactly thirty-six weeks pregnant with my oldest, Liam, standing on a wobbly dining room chair I definitely shouldn't have been on, trying to force a piece of cheap Scotch tape to hold up a massive, flimsy plastic banner...

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Der Mythos rund um Spielzeug fΓΌr Jungs ab 1 Jahr

Der Kuchenrest klebte noch hartnÀckig an der Raufasertapete und mein Wohnzimmer sah aus, als hÀtte eine Fabrik für Baumaschinen ihren kompletten Ausschuss bei uns abgeladen. Mein Sohn saß inmitten dieses blauen, blinkenden und ohrenbetÀubenden Plastik-Chaos. Er ignorierte den ferngesteuerten Monstertruck,...

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Why I Stopped Laughing at Baby Cashmere (And Nineteen Tiny Goats)

It's 3:14 in the morning, and I'm standing over the bathroom sink with a bottle of pH-neutral baby shampoo, gently massaging a piece of knitwear the size of a side plate while Florence screams from the nursery as if she's...

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