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A dad covered in marinara sauce looking at a silicone suction bowl stuck to a high chair.

Baby Bowls Silicone: Troubleshooting The Night Spaghetti Won

6:14 PM, Tuesday. The ambient temperature in the kitchen was 68 degrees, but the marinara sauce slowly dripping down the bridge of my glasses was closer to 105. My eleven-month-old daughter had just executed a flawless physics demonstration right in...

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Tired mom holding a baby wearing a cozy wool sleep sack in a nursery

Why A Wool Sleep Sack Fixed My Massive Midnight Laundry Problem

It was 3:14 AM, and I was standing in the dark over my oldest child’s crib with my hand shoved down the back of his pajamas, trying to figure out if he felt like a normal human boy or a...

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A tired mom holding a silicone baby teether while folding laundry

Dear Past Me: The Honest Truth About Surviving With Baby Teethers

Dear Jess from October. You're currently standing in the kitchen at 3 AM in an oversized, spit-up covered baby tee, staring into the harsh fluorescent light of the open refrigerator. The baby is screaming loud enough to wake the dead,...

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A six month old baby playing with a silicone teether on an organic cotton playmat

Finding the right babyspielzeug 6 monate: A zero-BS toy guide

My bare heel came down directly onto the plastic snout of a battery-operated farm animal at three in the morning. The thing didn't just break my skin. It triggered a motion sensor that immediately started blaring a chaotic, tinny rendition...

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A messy tube of baby face cream sitting next to a half-empty coffee mug

Finding the Best Infant Face Cream (A Letter to Past Me)

Dear Sarah from exactly six months ago, You're currently sitting in the Target parking lot in your Subaru. It's raining. You have a lukewarm vanilla latte in the cup holder that you forgot to drink because you were too busy...

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Dreijähriges Kind spielt konzentriert mit Holzbausteinen auf einer Matte

Spielzeug für 3-Jährige: Ein ehrlicher Survival-Guide

Meine Mutter rief gestern aus dem Nichts an und meinte, wir bräuchten für meine Nichte Clara sofort eine 1,50 Meter hohe Plastikküche mit elektronischen Brutzelgeräuschen, weil sie jetzt in "diesem Alter" sei. Unser Nachbar, dessen Kinder irgendwie immer aussehen, als...

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Baby bundled in bright winter gear sitting confused in the snow

Dear Past Marcus: The Skianzug Kinder Survival Guide I Wish I Had

Dear Marcus of exactly six months ago, currently staring blindly at a wall of synthetic winter gear at the REI in the Pearl District while Sarah texts you asking if you've found anything waterproof yet. I'm writing to you from...

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A mother inspecting the tag on a discounted infant bodysuit in a store.

The brutal truth about shopping a baby clearance warehouse sale

The wind off Lake Michigan was whipping my hair into my mouth while I stood in a line wrapping around an industrial park in Skokie. I was six months pregnant, freezing, and holding a lukewarm decaf coffee, waiting for the...

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A wooden and crochet baby teether resting on a folded organic cotton blanket.

What I Got Wrong About The Humble Baby Teether

It was three in the morning and my daughter's chin looked like a slip-and-slide. She was chewing on my knuckles with the jaw strength of a pitbull, soaking right through her organic baby tee with a volume of saliva that...

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