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Mom sorting through folded organic cotton baby clothes in a laundry basket

The Real Story Behind Buying Safe Baby Clothes Without Going Broke

It was three in the morning back in 2019, and I was sitting on the cracked linoleum of our laundry room floor with a pair of orange craft scissors, literally cutting a polyester sleep-and-play off my screaming firstborn. Leo was...

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Exhausted mom folding tiny baby clothes while a newborn sleeps in a bassinet

How Do You Make A Baby Thrive When You're Running On Fumes

Dear Jess from six months ago. You're currently sitting on the floor of the laundry room, eating a stale granola bar you found in your maternity jeans, while the breast pump makes that horrific wheezing sound and your four-month-old screams...

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Frustrated mom holding a red-faced straining baby while trying to help them poop.

How to Help Baby Poop When They're Grunting and You're Stressed

It was two in the morning, the house was dead quiet, and I was sitting on the edge of my bed holding my oldest, Leo, while he turned the exact color of a homegrown Texas tomato. His little knees were...

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Exhausted mom holding colicky infant trying to survive cry baby lane

Navigating the Newborn Crying Phase Without Losing Your Damn Mind

My mother-in-law cornered me in my own kitchen while I was trying to microwave a mug of coffee that had already been reheated three times. I was wearing yogurt-stained maternity leggings that were legally too old to still be called...

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Toddler wearing canvas overalls and a soft organic cotton long sleeve bodysuit

The Honest Parent's Guide to Surviving Carhartt Baby Clothes

It's a freezing Tuesday in November 2018, and I'm standing in the middle of a disgustingly hip baby boutique in Portland, Oregon, wearing yoga pants that haven't seen an actual yoga studio since Obama was in office. I'm clutching a...

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A tired mom packing organic infant clothes and a wooden play gym for a nature trip with her little bush babies.

Raising Little Bush Babies: The Wild Truth About Newborn Care

When I brought my first son home, the hospital sliding doors hadn't even closed behind us before the contradictory advice started rolling in. My own mother leaned over the infant car seat in the parking lot and declared I needed...

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Exhausted dad holding a baby in a bamboo blanket while looking at his phone

Britney Spears Hit Me Baby One More Time: A Dad's Sleep Hack

Dear Marcus from six months ago. It's 3:14 AM, you're currently standing by the changing table in the dark, and you're holding a five-month-old who's screaming at a frequency that's definitely violating several local Portland noise ordinances. You have tried...

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A tired mom holding a killer whale baby bath toy over a trash can while holding a coffee mug

The Moldy Bath Toy and My Black Killer Whale Baby Obsession

It was 4:12 AM, and I was standing on the freezing, fake-marble tile of our upstairs bathroom wearing Dave's college sweatpants—the ones with the literal hole in the crotch that I refuse to throw away because the waistband is basically...

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A tired father holding a baby while looking at his smartphone

The Late-Night Rabbit Hole That Changed How I View "Toxic" Baby Gear

I was pinned beneath a sleeping 12-kilogram toddler, desperately trying to breathe as shallowly as possible so as not to wake her, when my casual 3am doomscrolling took a violently dark turn. I had been trying to search for some...

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