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Two vintage nineties plush toys sitting safely on a high wooden nursery shelf out of reach.

The October 10th Retro Plushie Incident (And Other Dad Fails)

The postie arrived at exactly 10:14 am on a grim Tuesday morning, thrusting a slightly damp cardboard box into my hands with the weary expression of a man who knows my house receives entirely too many parcels. It was the...

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Choosing a baby boy christening outfit that won't cause tears

Listen. The priest was mid-prayer when I saw the kid in the front pew start doing the neck-crane. You know the exact one. That desperate little turtle movement they do when a stiff collar is slowly restricting their airway. I've...

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Dad in a London park wearing a toddler on his back in a hemp apron-style carrier

Why I Finally Ditched Tactical Gear for the Lark Baby Carrier

It was pouring rain in the Sainsbury’s car park, naturally. I was standing by the open boot of my estate, desperately trying to wrestle Twin A into a contraption that looked less like a parenting accessory and more like something...

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Why john baby doll dixon won't help you buy a safe baby doll

My mother-in-law told me yesterday that Maya needed a doll immediately to develop her maternal instincts before she turns two. My pediatrician muttered something vaguely terrifying about the airway obstruction risks of cheap toy accessories. The woman next to me...

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Coffee cup next to a Nintendo 3DS and a wooden baby teether on a messy kitchen table

The Tomodachi Life Save Editor Panic: Hacking for Virtual Babies

It was exactly 6:43 AM on a Tuesday, and I was standing in my kitchen wearing a target-brand fleece robe that has an unidentifiable crusty stain on the left pocket (yogurt? toothpaste? honestly I don't want to know), pouring my...

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Tired mom holding a cold coffee and a hastily wrapped baby gift in her kitchen.

How Much to Actually Spend on a Baby Shower Gift (Without Going Broke)

I was standing in the middle of aisle 14 at Target, wearing these black Lululemons that had a very distinct, very suspicious bleach spot right on the left thigh, staring at my phone until my vision went blurry. It was...

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A confused dad looking at a squirrel in a London park while holding twin toddlers

How Many Babies Do Squirrels Have? A Garden Mystery

The incident began on a particularly damp Tuesday in our local park, right around the time I was wondering if it was socially acceptable to drink a lukewarm thermos of coffee at 9 a.m. Maya and Chloe had their faces...

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Hitchhiker Baby Name 4pk: A 3 AM Naming Meltdown

It was 3:17 AM. I was wearing my husband's faded college sweatpants that had a mysterious, vaguely crusty yogurt stain on the left knee because doing laundry at seven months pregnant felt like an Olympic sport I had not trained...

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Stressed dad holding a baby next to a smart speaker and organic cotton blanket

When GFWYK Baby Mel Lyrics Crashed Our Nursery Smart Speaker

Dear Marcus of six months ago, You're currently standing in the center of the nursery at 2:14 AM. You have a screaming five-month-old tucked like a football under your left arm, and your right hand is frantically tracing the power...

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