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Stressed mom looking at a massive pile of winter baby clothes

The Great Winter Baby Bundling Myth (And What Actually Works)

I was standing in my icy driveway in early November wearing leggings with a very questionable hole in the inner thigh and a stained college hoodie, holding my third lukewarm mug of Keurig sludge, just staring at my mother-in-law. She...

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Baby sitting in a car seat aggressively chewing on a silicone hand teether

The Brutal Truth About Why Your Baby Needs A Silicone Hand Teether

The absolute biggest lie older generations will tell you is that a baby chewing on their fists means they're starving. I remember sitting in the back of my Honda CRV in a Target parking lot when my son Leo was...

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A soft bamboo blanket covered in rainbows draped over a wooden nursery cot.

What I Learned After Buying a Blanket With Rainbows for My Twins

We were standing by the dismal puddle that passes for a duck pond in our local park when a woman I had never met touched my arm and gave me a look of deep, teary-eyed solidarity. She was staring intently...

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Folded organic baby clothes next to a diaper bag on a messy hospital bed

The 3 AM blowout and why your baby kleider set actually matters

Listen, the meconium is going to ruin that pristine white newborn outfit before the hospital valet even brings your car around. I was staring at my perfectly packed hospital bag, heavily pregnant with my son, thinking my ten years on...

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The Pyjama Baby Protocol: A Dad's 3 AM Debugging Guide

It's exactly 3:14 AM, the nursery thermostat reads a chilling 68.5 degrees, and I'm holding my breath while attempting to thread a tiny, flailing leg into a tube of fabric in near-total darkness. The structural integrity of the diaper has...

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Dad trying to put stretchy hosen kinder on an actively rolling 11-month-old baby.

Hosen Kinder: Why Stiff Baby Trousers Are a Hardware Failure

There I was at month four, holding what looked like a perfectly scaled-down replica of my own selvedge denim jeans, staring at my son while he executed a perfect, continuous death roll on the changing table. I had exactly three...

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A messy crib with a safe baby sleeping bag and a fitted sheet

What I Wish I Knew About Buying Baby Bedding Sets

Dear Sarah from exactly six months ago. It's an unseasonably warm Tuesday in October, and you're standing in the middle of a department store aisle with your pregnant younger sister. You're wearing those black leggings with the mysterious bleach stain...

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A tired dad holding a giant pile of useless baby accessories

The Great Accessoire Bebe Swindle (And What We Actually Kept)

It's 3:14 am, and I'm standing in our dimly lit kitchen trying to operate a Bluetooth-enabled baby formula dispenser while Twin A screams with the righteous fury of a wronged Victorian ghost, and Twin B enthusiastically chews on a piece...

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Tired dad trying to fold a bamboo swaddle blanket over a newborn baby

How a simple swaddle blanket saved my sanity with newborn twins

It's 3:14 in the morning on a Tuesday, and I'm standing in our minuscule London kitchen holding a square piece of fabric, desperately trying to remember the origami sequence the NHS midwife showed me a week ago while one of...

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