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A sleeping baby comfortably using a pacifier in a safe crib environment

Can Your Baby Sleep With a Pacifier? The Unfiltered Truth

Before my oldest was even three days old, three different women stood in my kitchen and gave me completely contradictory advice about putting a piece of silicone in my kid's mouth. My grandma, bless her heart, told me to dip...

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Half Angel Baby Anime Trends: My 2 AM Online Shopping Confession

Dear Sarah from last October. It’s 2:14 AM. You’re sitting on the cold kitchen tiles in those grey yoga pants with the mysterious yogurt stain on the left knee, drinking coffee that went cold six hours ago. Maya, who's somehow...

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How To Survive the Newborn Phase Without Losing Your Damn Mind

So I'm standing in my kitchen at like 6:15 in the morning, holding Leo who was maybe three weeks old at the time, wearing a pair of Dave's old flannel pajama pants and a maternity tank top that smelled profoundly...

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Sleep deprived father holding a teething toy and staring at his phone in shock

The "Babi Chula Porn" Typo: A Warning to Sleep-Deprived Parents

Dear Tom from exactly six months ago, You're currently sitting in the nursery rocking chair at 3:14 am, bathed in the harsh blue light of your smartphone while Twin A attempts to extract your left incisor with her surprisingly sharp...

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The daycare chaos that made me buy a babydecke mit namen

It was a Tuesday in November, raining sideways, and the daycare assistant handed me a blue polyester nightmare that smelled vaguely of someone else's dog. I stood there in the lobby, dripping wet, holding this static-cling disaster while my toddler...

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A sleeping baby wearing snug-fitting stretchy bamboo footie pajamas.

The Brutal Truth About $35 Baby Bamboo Pajamas: Are They Worth It?

I'm currently staring at four massive plastic bins in my attic labeled "0-6 Months," completely overflowing with stiff, cheap cotton zip-ups that my oldest son wore for exactly two and a half weeks each before his little sausage toes blew...

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A dad looking confused at a pile of pre-cut quilt fabric squares on a table

Dear past me: What to know about baby quilt kits before you start

Dear Marcus from exactly six months ago, I know what you're doing right now. You're standing in the dining room at 2:13 AM, staring at a rotary cutter, a cutting mat, and three yards of woodland-creature-patterned fabric. You have convinced...

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Exhausted mother holding a moody toddler looking just like the viral picture

My Honest Take On That Half Baby Half Kid Meme Phase of Parenting

I was sitting on the cold tile of my bathroom floor in Chicago at two in the morning. My son was outside the door, doing that specific hyperventilating sob because I had peeled his banana. He asked me to peel...

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Tired mom sitting in a nursery rocking chair holding a sleeping baby over her shoulder.

When Can You Finally Stop Burping Your Baby?

It was 3:14 in the morning with my oldest, Carter. He was entirely milk-drunk, limp as a wet noodle, and dead asleep on my shoulder. And there I was, wide awake, rhythmically pounding on his tiny back like I was...

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