Surprise, You Now Have a Dozen Hamsters (Surviving the Litter)

Jess
2026-05-02T11:53:53+02:00

"Momma, Princess Fluffbutt split into tiny pink jellybeans!"

That was how my four-year-old announced we were suddenly harboring fugitives on a Tuesday morning while I was elbow-deep in packing tape for my Etsy shop and trying to keep the baby from licking the dog's bowl. I dropped the tape dispenser and ran into the playroom to find my oldest son holding a plastic beach shovel, heavily contemplating a rescue mission into the cage. We had bought Princess Fluffbutt exactly six days prior because I caved at the pet store in town, completely oblivious to the fact that she was apparently a Trojan horse.

I'm just gonna be real with y'all, discovering a litter of baby hamsters when you thought you were signing up for one low-maintenance solitary pet is enough to make you want to walk out your own front door and keep walking until you hit the Gulf of Mexico. Our vet down the road, Dr. Miller, laughed at me over the phone and said this happens every day because pet stores just throw the males and females in a giant tub together, and since these critters apparently get pregnant faster than you can blink, you bring home a cute little furball who's actually moments away from popping out twelve blind, hairless nuggets.

The absolute hardest rule for your kids

My oldest child is a walking cautionary tale of impulsivity, so when I realized what was happening, I had to physically carry him out of the room like a sack of potatoes because the absolute most important thing you can do when your hamster gives birth is absolutely nothing at all for fourteen solid days. If you reach your hand in there to count them or move them or clean the bedding, your lotion or sweat or breakfast taco residue is going to rub off on those babies, and mother hamsters will literally hit the eject button on motherhood if they smell a predator on their young. Bless their hearts, but they'll either abandon the nest entirely or they'll eat them, and I don't have the emotional bandwidth to explain rodent cannibalism to a preschooler.

We had to make a hard and fast rule that the cage was basically radioactive. You have to threaten your kids with taking away their iPad for a century and tape their hands to their sides and just let the momma animal do her thing in the dark, which goes against every single maternal instinct I've ever possessed. My grandma used to say that animals know exactly what they're doing if humans just get the heck out of their way, and while I usually roll my eyes at her folksy wisdom, she was dead on about this one.

I ended up dragging the Wooden Rainbow Play Gym into the hallway right outside the playroom so the baby had something to do while the older two kids sat on their hands and stared at the cage from three feet away. I actually really appreciate that play gym because it doesn't blink or scream electronic songs at me, it just has these quiet wooden animals the baby swats at while I sit on the floor trying to make sure nobody breaches the perimeter of the hamster enclosure.

Embracing the total filth

You can't clean the cage.

I'm someone who vacuum lines her carpets when she's stressed, so staring at a plastic box filling up with poop and wet bedding for two weeks nearly sent me over the edge into actual madness. But Dr. Miller swore up and down that going in there to swap the paper out would stress Princess Fluffbutt so badly she'd panic. You just have to let your house smell vaguely of a barnyard for half a month and throw some extra unbleached toilet paper in there so she can shred it up to hide her babies from the world. Don't buy that fluffy cotton nonsense they sell at the big box stores because I guess it wraps around the babies' legs and cuts off their circulation, which is just another terrifying thing to add to your list of worries.

As far as the temperature in the room goes, just keep your house normal so you don't freeze them or bake them, I really don't think it requires a thermostat.

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Cooking dinner for a rodent

Right around day four, the babies start getting a little peach fuzz and their teeth pop out, which is horrifying to witness through the plastic bars. The mom needs a massive amount of calories to feed an army of squirming pink things, which meant I found myself boiling eggs and cooking unseasoned chicken breast for a five-dollar pet store animal while my actual human children ate fish sticks. I think her protein needs go up by like sixty percent or something crazy, so I was tossing plain chicken, bits of cheese, and high-fat sunflower seeds through the cage bars like I was feeding a tiny inmate.

During all of this frantic feeding and cage-guarding, I was bouncing my eight-month-old on my hip, and she was wearing her Flutter Sleeve Organic Cotton Bodysuit. I'm going to be completely honest here, this bodysuit is my absolute favorite thing we own from Kianao. The cotton is stupidly soft, and the little ruffles on the shoulders make her look put-together even when I haven't showered in two days and smell like hamster bedding. Plus, the snaps are reinforced so they actually hold up when she's doing her alligator death-roll on the changing table while I'm distracted by a squeaking noise from the playroom. The only downside is the ruffles get a little wrinkly if you leave it sitting in the dryer basket, but I can live with that.

She was also aggressively gnawing on her Panda Teether during this whole ordeal. It's fine. It's a perfectly decent piece of food-grade silicone that goes right in the dishwasher when it gets dirty, but let's be real, she drops it on the dog bed five times a day and mostly prefers chewing on the edge of the cardboard Amazon box the pet food came in. Buy it if you need a cute diaper bag filler, but it's not going to miraculously fix teething.

The magic spoon trick

By day ten, the babies are still blind but they start wandering around like tiny drunk sailors. This is where the panic really sets in because they tumble out of the nest and just lay there in the middle of the cage. Every fiber of your being will scream at you to pick the baby up and put it back with its mom.

Don't use your hands. I can't stress this enough. Dr. Miller's receptionist told me to take a clean metal spoon from my kitchen, rub it in the dirty bedding in the corner of the cage so it smells like the hamsters, and gently scoop the wanderer up to deposit it back in the pile. I successfully spooned three rogue jellybeans back into the nest while holding my breath and praying the mom wouldn't notice. If the mom seriously rejects them, you apparently have to hand-feed them puppy formula from a tiny dropper every hour around the clock, and I told my husband if it came to that, he was taking the night shift because I already did my time with human newborns.

The four week panic

At two weeks old, their eyes pop open and you can finally stick your hands in the cage and start getting them used to humans. It's genuinely pretty magical watching your kids hold a tiny fluffy baby hamster after waiting patiently for so long. It feels like a massive parenting win, teaching them delayed gratification and boundaries and all that good stuff.

But the victory is extremely short-lived. I think my vet said these things hit puberty at four weeks old, which defies everything I understand about biology, but if you don't separate the boys from the girls by week four, they'll start making more babies with their own siblings. The thought of an exponential hamster population exploding in my rural Texas living room gave me hives. You have to practically need a magnifying glass to figure out which ones are males and females, and then you've to buy a whole bunch of extra cages or aggressively pawn them off on your friends and neighbors before the deadline hits.

We ended up keeping one girl, giving three away to a very brave mom in my preschool carpool line, and surrendering the rest to a small animal rescue two towns over. It was a wild, messy, stinky month of my life, but we survived, and nobody got eaten.

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FAQ

Why is the mama hamster stuffing her babies in her mouth?
Okay, I almost had a heart attack when I saw this, but apparently, she's not eating them. If she gets spooked, she will literally shove the babies into her cheek pouches to carry them to a safer spot in the cage. It looks like a horror movie, but it's just her weird way of packing up the minivan. Just back away and give her quiet time.

What if I accidentally touched a baby before the 14 days?
Look, it happens. If your toddler snuck a hand in there, you need to immediately rub a spoon in the dirty bedding, scoop the baby up, rub the baby with some of the soiled toilet paper from the nest to cover the human scent, and put it back. Then cross your fingers and walk away. Hovering will only stress the mom out more.

Can I just take the dad out of the cage?
If you haven't already, get him out of there yesterday. Male hamsters have zero paternal instincts and will either eat the babies or immediately get the mom pregnant again on the literal day she gives birth. Put him in his own bachelor pad immediately.

How bad does the cage honestly smell by the end of the two weeks?
I'm not going to lie to you, it smells like a petting zoo inside a sauna. It's foul. But it's temporary. You can spot-clean a little corner if they only pee in one spot, but don't touch the nest area. Light a candle across the room and tough it out.

What do I do with all these hamsters at week four?
You absolutely can't keep them all together. Syrian hamsters are violently territorial once they grow up, and they'll fight to the death if left in the same cage. You need to separate them by sex at four weeks, and then eventually they all need their own solitary enclosures. Call your local rescues, post on local community boards, or beg your relatives to take them.