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A frustrated mom holding a baby wearing a wide brim sun hat and UPF shirt

The Truth About Infant Sun Shirts (And Why Your Baby is Sweating)

I was standing in the middle of the H-E-B parking lot in late July, wrestling what felt like a wet fruit roll-up off my screaming four-month-old. Jackson, my oldest and forever my cautionary tale, was beet red and slick with...

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Why Most Toddler Khaki Shorts Belong Straight In The Garbage

Three different people gave me completely conflicting instructions about dressing my kid for my cousin's outdoor wedding last summer. My mother-in-law cornered me at the mehndi to declare that a proper beta needs stiff, pleated trousers to look respectable in...

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Baby sleeping comfortably in a ribbed organic cotton short sleeve pajama

The Truth About Short Sleeve Baby Pajamas (A Dad's Data Log)

It's currently 2:14 AM, and I'm standing perfectly still in the dark, staring at the glowing blue numbers of a digital room thermometer. It reads exactly 71.8Β°F. My 11-month-old is asleep in his crib, breathing with the rhythmic, heavy cadence...

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Baby Maya wearing a ribbed onesie romper while crawling on a rug

The ultimate onesie romper debate and why baby clothes confuse me

I was exactly 34 weeks pregnant with Maya, standing in the baby aisle of Target wearing maternity leggings that smelled vaguely of stale coffee, holding a tiny mint green garment and legitimately crying. My phone was aggressively vibrating in my...

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A pile of stained and clean baby bodysuits sitting next to a laundry basket on a messy bedroom floor

The Honest Truth About Newborn Short Sleeve Onesies And Blowouts

My oldest son, Hunterβ€”bless his heart, he was my practice childβ€”was exactly four days old when he projectile vomited partially digested breastmilk directly into the hood of a tiny, forty-five-dollar bear-eared sweater my great-aunt bought him. I remember standing in...

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Frustrated toddler girl in a bathroom trying to unfasten a complicated summer romper.

Why Traditional Toddler Rompers Are Actually A Complete Nightmare

I'm balancing my lukewarm iced vanilla latte on the edge of the incredibly questionable diaper changing station in the Target family restroom while my then two-and-a-half-year-old, Maya, is doing the frantic, knee-knocking pee dance. She is wearing this absolutely precious,...

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Baby wearing an organic cotton infant romper playing on a playmat

The Great Infant Romper Lie And What Actually Keeps Babies Cool

I was standing in the emergency room triage bay during a brutal Chicago heatwave when I realized most parents have no idea how to dress a child. The smell of antiseptic was giving me a headache. A frantic mother carried...

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Toddler wearing ribbed organic cotton summer bottoms at the playground

The Truth About Heat Rash and Organic Cotton Shorts

Chicago humidity in July is a specific kind of atmospheric violence. I had dressed my son in these adorable sage green bottoms I bought off an Instagram ad at three in the morning, thinking I was nailing the whole effortless...

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A bewildered dad looking at an organic cotton baby romper while holding a digital thermometer.

The Thermoregulation Bug: Why We Keep Our Baby in Rompers

We were standing in the driveway during that weird Portland heat dome last July when my brain effectively blue-screened. My mother-in-law was on FaceTime insisting our then-newborn needed full linen long sleeves so the sun wouldn't vaporize him. My neighbor...

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